1 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:07,153 Good morning, Mr. Kwok 2 00:01:07,320 --> 00:01:07,911 Morning 3 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:10,317 Morning 4 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:12,911 Morning 5 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:20,111 Hi everyone, it is time for weather forecast again 6 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:22,118 I am the weather forecast reporter, Kwok Ching 7 00:01:22,360 --> 00:01:24,749 Today is really a sunny day 8 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:26,757 You can tell by the clothes I am wearing 9 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:30,152 The sky is very clear, as we can all see. 10 00:01:30,320 --> 00:01:31,639 I don't think we really need to report. 11 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:32,437 However, as usual, 12 00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:35,234 we still have to invite our Senior Scientific Officer 13 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:37,630 to talk about the weather forecast today 14 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:39,797 Let me now hand you over to Officer Chu. 15 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:41,872 Thank you, Kwok Ching 16 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:43,714 We just received the latest news 17 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:46,440 that there is a tropical cyclone, Lo Fan, which is approaching us 18 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:48,437 It is approaching in a fast spend with no fixed direction 19 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:50,790 We may therefore hoist typhoon signal number 8 later today 20 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:54,630 Officer Chu, I think there is something wrong with your forecast 21 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:57,155 There can't possibly be a typhoon in a nice weather like this 22 00:01:57,280 --> 00:01:59,191 Ching, haven't you ever heard of... 23 00:01:59,360 --> 00:02:01,669 Cloudless sky, varies with time? 24 00:02:01,840 --> 00:02:04,673 There really is a typhoon coming, beware everyone 25 00:02:05,080 --> 00:02:08,072 Everyone, if the Hong Kong Observatory says so 26 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:09,639 then please take precautions 27 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:12,109 Please stay tuned to our latest weather report 28 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:12,917 Thank you 29 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:14,317 Cut! 30 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:15,716 OK! 31 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:17,317 Thank you 32 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:19,911 Ching... 33 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:21,195 Don't... there are so many people around 34 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:23,038 Have you bought any canned food at home? 35 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:24,758 You know, it's been so long since your wife had passed away, 36 00:02:24,920 --> 00:02:26,512 your kids don't know how to take care of you, 37 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:28,113 and you also don't know how to look after yourself. 38 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:31,033 For the afternoon weather report, can you not shoot it outdoors? 39 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:32,829 Don't be so nervous 40 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:35,275 I don't believe the typhoon signal number 8 will be hoisted in this kind of weather today 41 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:43,516 The weather is really unpredictable 42 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:46,069 "Crazy wind" 43 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:47,830 "Strong wind" 44 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:51,752 "just like a crazy dragon" 45 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:54,639 You kid, why are you still singing? 46 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,552 Your father is going to be blown to the sea 47 00:02:57,240 --> 00:02:58,389 Be quick 48 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:01,870 Papa, you are so cool 49 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:03,593 Cool... cool your ass 50 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:05,990 It would be even cooler if the diver retrieves my corpse later on 51 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:08,800 Ask the live studio if they're ready. Cue me when it's ready 52 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:10,958 Strong wind with heavy rain... 53 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:12,838 I hope this typhoon won't be hoisted until tomorrow 54 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:15,552 It's fine, there is one more box left 55 00:03:18,640 --> 00:03:19,277 Boss... 56 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:21,237 My brother is not around. Let's take a rest 57 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:23,914 Master said that you should not touch the electrical appliances 58 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:26,429 I am also a member of Kwok's family and I am also your senior 59 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:30,039 But it seems to me that you feel nothing to Kwok's family 60 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:31,952 You are Kwok's family's target of assistance 61 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:33,189 You have no contribution 62 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:34,714 Moreover electrical appliances explode whenever you touch them 63 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:35,756 Do you still remember the video recorder? 64 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:37,433 The video recorder! 65 00:03:37,720 --> 00:03:38,596 Do you still remember... 66 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:41,035 What did you promise on the wedding day? 67 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:42,835 I always speak without thinking 68 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:43,989 How can I remember that much? 69 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:45,593 You told me 70 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:48,872 Iove is patient. Love never gives up 71 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:52,915 On the 10th August 2010, 1 1 p.m. 72 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:56,072 You told me that we share everything 73 00:03:56,280 --> 00:03:59,556 If you want me to agree on our divorce 74 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:01,991 You have to stick to what you promised 75 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:05,391 and share half of your family possessions to me 76 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:06,396 Are you insane 77 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:08,158 I can share half of my athletic foot to you 78 00:04:08,320 --> 00:04:10,231 I am going to sue you. I am accusing you of fraud 79 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:12,277 You are fake from head to toe! 80 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:13,395 Fake eye lashes 81 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:14,953 Use the foundation to cover up your fibrous roots 82 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:15,791 Your breasts are also fake 83 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:17,109 It is rough. Have you seen that? 84 00:04:17,320 --> 00:04:19,834 You've been caressing them for two years and you are complaining now? 85 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:21,435 You two better be careful 86 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:24,200 Don't let people try too much before you reach the target sales 87 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:25,397 Rolls, Royce 88 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:25,952 - Yes! - Yes! 89 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:27,189 You two guard the back door today 90 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:29,032 Don't let anyone steal or jump the queue! 91 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:29,791 - Yes! - Yes! 92 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:30,676 Go! 93 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:36,950 Ladies, let me solemnly introduce to you 94 00:04:37,120 --> 00:04:39,680 the new product of the beauty industry, come on 95 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:41,715 The angelica mask 96 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:43,991 Little lovers can put it on together 97 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:45,514 It does not only improve your skin 98 00:04:45,760 --> 00:04:46,988 It could also improve the relationship between couples 99 00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:49,311 Live studio 100 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:51,713 Kwok asks if it's time to cue 101 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:57,639 Boss, Kwok asks if we could cue him 102 00:04:57,840 --> 00:04:58,556 He needs the cue... 103 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:01,519 He is worried that he can't catch up the cue 104 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:04,310 Just pan away... if so 105 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:09,951 Good, let us hear the report from our colleague, 106 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:12,315 Kwok about the weather in Typhoon Shelter in Causeway bay 107 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:14,158 The video recorder! 108 00:05:14,840 --> 00:05:16,637 Kwok, how is the weather? 109 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:17,990 Thanks, Siu Fa 110 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:20,313 This "Lo Fan"... 111 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:22,875 is a rare and strong typhoon 112 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:25,270 It is now located 1 00km outside south-east of Hong Kong 113 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:27,351 The centre wind speed is building up quickly 114 00:05:27,520 --> 00:05:29,670 It has now increased to 150 km per hour 115 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:32,674 We can feel its power even on the seashore 116 00:05:32,840 --> 00:05:33,716 Moreover... 117 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:36,636 Little girl, go away. It's too windy here 118 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:38,909 Let me tell you 119 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:40,599 It is for real! 120 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:42,910 This is called upgrade, top up 121 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:44,399 You have to pay more money! 122 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:45,754 You! Bitch! 123 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:48,116 Cut! Cut! Cut... 124 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:49,713 - You bitch! - Light on 125 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:52,869 She dares to talk to me like that 126 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:54,396 Mr. Nip 127 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:56,394 If you negotiate the divorce like this 128 00:05:56,560 --> 00:05:58,835 You may lose half of your family possessions to your wife 129 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:00,435 How many times do I need to remind you 130 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:01,993 If you are not controlling your temper 131 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:03,639 The judge will definitely sympathize your wife 132 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:04,550 I don't care! 133 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:06,517 What is going on today? Why is there only soup? 134 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:11,393 The fish ball stinks. No 135 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:12,676 Try this 136 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:14,398 Mister, this one has chives, it's very nice 137 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:15,356 I don't have time to try 138 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:17,357 You take your time to fry. I don't know how long you need to take 139 00:06:19,720 --> 00:06:20,311 Mister 140 00:06:20,520 --> 00:06:21,430 May I ask what's inside this bag? 141 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:22,914 Tasting samples 142 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:25,789 You cannot take tasting samples away 143 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:27,115 What do you mean? 144 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:29,790 Your soup hasn't opened and the dumplings are not yet fried 145 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:31,359 Do you want me to wait? How can I try? 146 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:33,118 Mister, it is violating our regulation 147 00:06:33,280 --> 00:06:34,918 Do you know who I am? 148 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:36,999 I am the middle-aged gourmet god 149 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:38,798 I have a blog and I have published books 150 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:39,836 I have phone apps 151 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,513 and I am a DJ, too 152 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:43,432 Just one word from me and you have to shut your stall 153 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:44,919 Or do you want our PR department... 154 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:46,069 to arrange an interview with you? 155 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:48,196 Interview the two dumplings? For free? 156 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:50,234 Kwok Ching-ching 157 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:52,152 Go back to your three-meter springboard and dive to the sea 158 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:53,548 Interview? 159 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:56,553 You have serious mania as well as disposition of violence 160 00:06:56,920 --> 00:06:59,229 If the counterpart have evidence on you not being able to control yourself in the public 161 00:06:59,440 --> 00:07:01,317 or evidence on your violence behavior 162 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:03,719 You will definitely lose this lawsuit 163 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:06,269 That's why I want you to help me with that. 164 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:07,271 Just go 165 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:08,999 Or the wind will blow you away 166 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:09,910 Go 167 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:11,112 This... 168 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:15,718 - Help... - Father! 169 00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:17,992 Help... 170 00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:21,676 Keep it up, keep it up... 171 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:22,511 You can win the award 172 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:24,238 - Help... - One more... 173 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:28,358 I think you are over-reacting 174 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:29,436 Master had fallen to the sea 175 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:31,915 If he knows I have no response, he would kill me 176 00:07:32,080 --> 00:07:33,035 If you haven't record it down, it would be even worse 177 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:33,871 Recorded 178 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:35,799 You are holding the video tape 179 00:07:37,120 --> 00:07:38,917 Don't worry. I've recorded for you 180 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:39,876 Thank you. Thank you 181 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:40,995 Once you lose control 182 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:43,276 You have to think of something to sidetrack yourself 183 00:07:43,440 --> 00:07:45,078 and calm yourself down 184 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:47,432 Is there anything from your childhood that makes your particularly happy? 185 00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:48,356 Cartoon 186 00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:49,754 Cartoon... 187 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:50,591 When watching Doraemon 188 00:07:50,760 --> 00:07:51,590 Doraemon... 189 00:07:51,760 --> 00:07:53,591 - "Everyone's wish could be fulfilled..." - OK 190 00:07:53,760 --> 00:07:55,432 Next time when you are out of control, sing the Doraemon theme song 191 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:56,357 OK? 192 00:07:57,320 --> 00:07:58,150 Hi ladies 193 00:07:58,320 --> 00:07:59,514 She is my girlfriend, Kwok Ching-ching 194 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:01,910 She is also the one with the most unstable period 195 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:03,559 and is the most emotional lady manager 196 00:08:04,560 --> 00:08:06,790 However after she used this angelica mask 197 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:09,520 Look, she looks sharp and her skin is smooth 198 00:08:10,680 --> 00:08:11,556 Your manager is your girlfriend 199 00:08:11,680 --> 00:08:13,796 So she is your senior in day time and night time, too? 200 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:17,795 Do you think salesman is a nice job? 201 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:20,070 All of them don't believe that we are dating 202 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:21,309 Have you thought about our future? 203 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:22,675 What future? 204 00:08:22,840 --> 00:08:23,716 That means no 205 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:25,510 Future? 206 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:26,829 Do you want to marry me? 207 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:28,670 Nothing 208 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:30,353 What do you mean by nothing? There is something 209 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:33,194 You are so masculine. I didn't expect you'll mention marriage to me 210 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:34,789 You have to deliver a baby if we get married 211 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:37,554 and it is so painful, baby 212 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:40,555 I can give it to you. But you have to allow me to open the fridge as I like for a month 213 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:41,072 That's impossible 214 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:41,877 - Half month - No way! 215 00:08:42,040 --> 00:08:42,950 One week! 216 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:44,348 I'll tell master that you're blackmailing me 217 00:08:44,560 --> 00:08:45,197 You do have the guts, huh 218 00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:45,997 Give it to me 219 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:47,996 What are you doing? 220 00:08:48,640 --> 00:08:49,914 I've already posted this clip to facebook 221 00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:50,830 What do you mean? 222 00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:53,110 That means... all the bad things you said about your master will be told to the world 223 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:55,949 What are you watching so happily? 224 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:05,190 Papa? 225 00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:06,634 Lok Yi-Ah! 226 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,228 Coming 227 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:13,956 Papa?! 228 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:32,958 There would really be people having hot pot in the hospital? 229 00:09:33,120 --> 00:09:33,791 Yes... 230 00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:35,996 One woman deliver the baby but tens of her relatives are visiting her 231 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:38,071 After registering, they would put down their luggage and go shopping 232 00:09:38,240 --> 00:09:39,559 Then shower and live here 233 00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:40,835 It is cheaper than staying in a hotel 234 00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:42,116 Doesn't the hospital control it? 235 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:45,431 They've tightened the rule. They do not allow barbeque starting from yesterday 236 00:09:45,640 --> 00:09:46,436 Bar... 237 00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:47,915 Barbeque the food? 238 00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:52,028 We are not sure if he needs to stay in the hospital. 239 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:53,519 Why do you bring so many things here? 240 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:55,113 It's better than missing something 241 00:09:55,280 --> 00:09:57,271 It's such good timing for father to get admitted to the hospital today 242 00:09:57,440 --> 00:09:58,919 Today is the second day of the month, which means big sale 243 00:09:59,080 --> 00:10:00,798 You may return the goods if you are not satisfied. It doesn't cost. 244 00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:02,356 It's here. It's here 245 00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:04,268 Why are the three of you standing here? 246 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:05,589 Too afraid to go inside? 247 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:07,199 How severe? 248 00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:08,793 The nurse had been going in and out 249 00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:09,676 I just had a peep 250 00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:11,273 He looks even better than me 251 00:10:11,760 --> 00:10:12,636 He is being difficult again 252 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:14,791 We have no choice. Your family seldom gathers together 253 00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:15,836 Just let him 254 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:18,071 So go in and check on him, make him happy 255 00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:20,271 If he is fine then check out for him 256 00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:33,839 Papa 257 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:35,150 - Brother - Papa 258 00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:35,991 Master 259 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:37,709 How are you? 260 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,910 I just... threw up, had diarrhea 261 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:44,235 and felt dizzy when I went to the toilet 262 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:45,913 But I'm fine now after crawling back up here 263 00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:47,994 No 264 00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:49,957 You were so actively walking around just then 265 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:51,712 Around the shit! Are you dreaming? 266 00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:52,915 I saw you sleeping just now 267 00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:54,593 Brother, you have so many tubes inserted on you 268 00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:56,512 Don't touch that electrical appliance! 269 00:10:56,680 --> 00:10:58,875 If you burn the hospital and lead to casualty, I'll be responsible again 270 00:10:59,040 --> 00:11:01,998 You look so uncomfortable. Let's transfer to a private hospital 271 00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:04,119 That's why I always said you are the nicest. 272 00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:06,032 Anyway, as we are in the hospital now 273 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:07,758 Iet's check if his gear is working properly 274 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:09,831 If it doesn't work, you could still find another one 275 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,558 Papa, don't say something silly 276 00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:12,630 What does it have to do with you? 277 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:13,869 Have you got a date yet? 278 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:16,508 I told you to get breast implants to attract men... 279 00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:17,631 I did 280 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:18,516 You did what? 281 00:11:18,680 --> 00:11:21,399 Honestly, I am not quite sure if you are a boy or a girl 282 00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:24,151 No, I have been dating 283 00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:25,036 I know she has 284 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:26,952 Frankly, I can't tell if the other one is a boy or a girl 285 00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:28,878 You can tell nothing. You can only differentiate moon cakes 286 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:30,029 You only know Kee Wah moon cake 287 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:39,158 Brother, did you take someone's thing to play? 288 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:44,190 Return it, he is dying 289 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:45,753 Dying? So... 290 00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:46,676 Return it to him 291 00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:54,238 Pulse: 1 00 292 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:55,949 SAO2: 70 293 00:11:56,440 --> 00:12:01,070 BMW... W... AB... 294 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:05,438 Check if he has internal bleeding 295 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:09,989 Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up... 296 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:12,799 Beat! Beat! Beat! Beat... 297 00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:14,797 The heartbeat of the patient resumed! 298 00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:21,389 You guys are really ardent 299 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:24,912 Ah yes, you just said someone would like to have a body check? 300 00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:25,910 This person 301 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:28,036 Let's do a gastroscopy first 302 00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:30,031 Do you want to go from the front or from the back? 303 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:33,431 If it goes from the front, it will be... harder 304 00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:35,278 It will be easier if it goes from the back 305 00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:37,237 Ok! It is fine, doctor. I'm fine 306 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:38,276 I'm ready to discharge from the hospital 307 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:41,431 My god, honey 308 00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:42,914 I've forgotten to put the dried mushrooms and dried shrimps on the water 309 00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:43,876 Master needs to have vegetarian. I am going back first 310 00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:44,711 Forget it 311 00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:46,835 I've forgotten I am boiling some soup 312 00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:48,838 You may just call Uncle San 313 00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:50,315 I've forgotten something on the car 314 00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:51,117 Come back! 315 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:54,269 Honey, can I come back for you later? 316 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:54,997 Because... 317 00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:57,159 I don't know how to talk to your schoolmates 318 00:12:57,320 --> 00:12:57,832 I can't do anything here 319 00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,797 You did not come last time. Do you know what people said behind me? 320 00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:00,312 What did they say? 321 00:13:00,520 --> 00:13:01,396 They said I've divorced and have no sex life 322 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:02,510 They just like gossiping 323 00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:03,635 Did they? 324 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:08,791 Thank you 325 00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:12,350 Mei-mei 326 00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:13,272 So many people are here tonight 327 00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:14,873 Haven't seen you for a long time 328 00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:15,916 It's been a year, right? 329 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:17,035 Yes... 330 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,274 - You are still having fair and smooth skin - Not at all 331 00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:21,670 I like your short hair. Very nice 332 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:24,115 Is it? I just had my hair cut for a month 333 00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:25,997 Who is it? 334 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:28,668 So beautiful 335 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:30,518 We haven't met for a long time. This is my boyfriend 336 00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:32,159 Cinderella? 337 00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:34,794 Just like laminated. She hasn't changed a bit 338 00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:36,439 Stays young 339 00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:37,675 Who is Mr. Wing? 340 00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:39,319 He is a wealthy bachelor 341 00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:41,158 and he has a lot of girlfriends 342 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:46,635 What's up, Mei-mei 343 00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:50,240 Your skin is so nice 344 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:51,435 What do you eat? 345 00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:53,278 You really know how to maintain your beauty 346 00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:53,872 It's fine 347 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:56,793 Mei-mei. It's been a long time 348 00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:59,350 I really can't recognize you from a distance 349 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:01,233 You look different 350 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,518 I can hardly recognize you too, Cinderella 351 00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:05,908 You've made it so fake 352 00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:07,268 Please call me by my English name 353 00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:08,714 Ok, Cinderella 354 00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:13,351 Let me introduce my new boyfriend to you 355 00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:14,788 Mr. Wing 356 00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:16,593 I can always see you in the Finance section 357 00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:18,159 Nice to meet you, Mr. Wing 358 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:18,877 How do you do 359 00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:20,109 Are you the lawyer Kwok Mei-mei? 360 00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:22,638 Cinderella keeps mentioning about you everyday 361 00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:23,636 Won't be anything good 362 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:25,518 I heard that you got married, too 363 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:26,550 Where is your husband? 364 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:29,196 Hubby 365 00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:30,590 Hubby! 366 00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:31,432 Honey 367 00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:32,915 What's up... 368 00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:34,596 It's him? 369 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:36,876 I know his Chinese astrology must be pig 370 00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:38,189 Mine is Dragon 371 00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:41,069 Where did I meet you before... 372 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:42,271 Hong Kong Club? 373 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:43,271 Golf Club? 374 00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:44,236 Jockey Club? 375 00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:44,997 I don't go clubbing 376 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:47,230 Or the Central market? I can't think of anywhere else 377 00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:51,276 Student of King's Colleague! KCC 378 00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:54,352 You've spelt it wrong. Should be HYKLKF 379 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:56,714 What school is it? 380 00:14:56,880 --> 00:14:59,110 Heung Yee Kuk Wide Urethra Memorial Secondary School 381 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:03,230 The banquet should be starting now. 382 00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:04,389 Don't insult my alma mater 383 00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:07,395 Honey, you're not happy? 384 00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:10,594 You better keep your words short. You keep making mistakes 385 00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:13,076 Just tell them your Chinese astrology is Dragon if anyone asks 386 00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:14,836 Are you hungry? 387 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:15,910 Get something to eat 388 00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:17,229 The fundraising auction is going to start soon 389 00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:19,193 The fund we raise tonight 390 00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:22,671 will all be donated to Stray Boar Rescue Association 391 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:23,756 Our association will pay all our effort to rescue boars 392 00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:24,670 Lots of sushi 393 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:26,512 And my wife's favourite sushi roll 394 00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:27,590 Pick one 395 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:31,150 Please make one for me 396 00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:33,117 Would you like me to make you another sushi? (Japanese) 397 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:34,236 One more 398 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,197 A big one 399 00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:37,793 Okay. I'll make it for you now (Japanese) 400 00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:41,232 Tonight, let's have a male version of famous courtesan 401 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:42,629 Whoever place the highest bid 402 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:44,552 can pick a macho man among us 403 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:46,233 and order him to do one thing 404 00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:47,748 It's really a big one 405 00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:49,512 This Itacho is really long 406 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:50,791 I shall bring it to honey first 407 00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:51,870 This famous courtesan is really something 408 00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:54,395 We've paid a lot of effort to have him here 409 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:55,828 Let me introduce, Mr. Wing! 410 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:05,074 May all interested gentlemen 411 00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:07,800 stand up or wave your hands 412 00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:09,309 Is this gentleman interested? 413 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:10,515 My Chinese astrology is Dragon 414 00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:12,113 Come up 415 00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:14,393 Good. You may start the auction now 416 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:16,192 It is not necessary 417 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:19,315 In order to help the stray boars in the mountain region 418 00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:21,033 I would like to donate one million directly 419 00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:23,874 Wow, one million! 420 00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:25,598 Mr. Wing is so generous 421 00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:27,079 Thank you, Mr. Wing. Thank you 422 00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:28,673 Let us applaud for Mr. Wing! 423 00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:32,198 I also donate one hundred for Black pork 424 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:34,155 Please put it back first 425 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:36,038 We will have volunteers to go and collect your donation later on 426 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:37,792 Please stand in the middle first. Thank you 427 00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:41,120 Best things always wait till the last 428 00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:44,989 The last famous courtesan is here finally 429 00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:46,555 Please place your bid 430 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,516 I don't want it even if it's for free 431 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,352 As I feel sympathy for you, I will help you 432 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:57,356 Fifty dollars 433 00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:59,637 Fifty dollars 434 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:01,631 Ten thousand and fifty 435 00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:04,268 Mei-mei is obviously helping her husband 436 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:05,395 So sweet 437 00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:06,715 Twenty thousand and fifty 438 00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:09,918 Fifty thousand and fifty 439 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:11,878 - One hundred thousand and fifty! - One hundred thousand and fifty! 440 00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:12,796 Two hundred thousand and fifty 441 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:14,393 - Two hundred thousand and fifty! - Five hundred thousand and fifty 442 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,431 Five hundred thousand and fifty! 443 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:18,312 Five hundred thousand and fifty, going once 444 00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:19,829 Going twice 445 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:22,196 Sold! 446 00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:24,635 May I ask Miss Law 447 00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:26,756 What do you want Mr. Yao to do? 448 00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:27,995 How about this, Mr. Yao 449 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:31,118 Just tell me ten of your wife's flaws 450 00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:31,877 Ok? 451 00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:33,234 Mr. Yao, Are you ready? 452 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:35,988 You have to tell the truth since it is for charity 453 00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:37,878 I will have death sentence if I tell my wife's flaws 454 00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:38,950 No, no... 455 00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:41,356 It's fine. For charity 456 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:42,436 Feel free 457 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:44,070 Really? 458 00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:46,788 You wife had told you so. It's for charity, right? 459 00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:47,790 Over to you 460 00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:49,793 There is... nothing much to say 461 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:53,353 For example... She snores. Very loud... 462 00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:54,436 But she would never admit it 463 00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:58,116 Her nickname is hair, she is really haired 464 00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:01,596 She has all things even more than the common person, 465 00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:03,996 She likes to fart under the blanket... it stinks 466 00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:06,389 There're specified car parks... 467 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:07,749 for the disabilities in the parking lot. 468 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:08,113 Is he kidding? 469 00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:10,589 She picks her nose and wipes her hand beneath the table 470 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,877 The most embarrassing thing is tell me to exchange the bags in Milan Station 471 00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:14,155 She snatched the bath-robe when she's living in hotel, 472 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:15,793 and there're 2 life jackets from the plan at home. 473 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:17,279 Just these, nothing else, not to bad. 474 00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:18,589 No, one missing 475 00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:20,876 You have to do it for charity 476 00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:22,593 Or I won't donate the money 477 00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:23,916 We have to do everything for charity, right? 478 00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:25,069 Of course 479 00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:26,275 So I am gonna say it 480 00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:27,828 The last one is... 481 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:29,798 We don't have our own kid but she only blames on me 482 00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:31,313 But honey do you know, when I get on the bed... 483 00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:32,714 You put on the mask and the earplugs 484 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:34,279 You wear braces as well as hand gloves and socks 485 00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:36,635 How... how can I have it with you? 486 00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:38,516 Honey! 487 00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:43,394 Honey, you call me to speak out. 488 00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:45,109 You say so because I told you to 489 00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:46,633 but why don't you think it yourself 490 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:48,791 You tell everyone my flaws, you're dead 491 00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:51,117 You said it's for charity 492 00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:52,998 You said you can do anything for charity 493 00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:53,997 That's why I said so 494 00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:55,388 So I am now donating five hundred to the Community Chest 495 00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:56,999 and ask you to jump from a building. Are you going to jump? 496 00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:59,077 Jump, you idiot! 497 00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:01,590 If I jump from the building, who is going to serve you? 498 00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:03,955 You've already punished me to do one-hour aerobic 499 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:04,677 May I stop now 500 00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:06,114 Stop, stop, stop, stop your ass 501 00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:07,190 Change your move! 502 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:10,196 Actually what I said were all the truth 503 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:11,275 But they are fine 504 00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:13,551 I said you shave your hair which is very elegant 505 00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:15,916 You exchange bags in Milan Station is frugal 506 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:18,708 And you farting under the blanket is appealing, honey 507 00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:19,437 Still trying to make excuses? 508 00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:21,710 I love you and I love your flaws more 509 00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:23,836 Among them all, actually what I like most... 510 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,149 is that when you go to the toilet... 511 00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:26,231 without shutting the door... 512 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:28,152 The smell could open up my nasal passage 513 00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:29,799 How about the no kid bit? 514 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:30,676 That's it, no I mean... 515 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:32,432 that... is my problem 516 00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:35,518 You know me. I can't as I am always very tired 517 00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:36,271 No, no... 518 00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:38,317 Honey, I am ok today 519 00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:39,550 Ok your ass 520 00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:41,352 You have to dance all the tapes in that box 521 00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:45,031 Are you kidding? I have to dance until tomorrow morning, then. 522 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:00,956 Outrageous 523 00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:03,793 Weather report ends up on a poster? 524 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:05,075 Was that you? 525 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,558 I won't waste the paper and ink 526 00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:08,789 I have something to talk to you about 527 00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:13,709 Roberto had bought the TV station, you know it, right? 528 00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:14,830 Of course 529 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,070 Otherwise how could the little girl be the main broadcaster 530 00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:19,834 She read more than 20 words wrong on her first take 531 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,752 and failed to speak fluently for 30 times 532 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:23,799 Have you prepared your letter then? 533 00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:24,437 What letter? 534 00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:27,957 You can't be the main broadcaster and this scandal happened 535 00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:30,509 Do you want to stay here and not quit? 536 00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:31,909 So have you prepared your letter? 537 00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:35,239 I just soaked a bit but the hit rate on the website is blooming 538 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,072 You should write a letter to your boss 539 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:39,071 and head hunt me, the pillar of weather forecast department 540 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:40,918 to save your news department 541 00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:44,789 It's been 40 years and you still cast your eyes on the main broadcaster position 542 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:47,509 You think about it. We studied and join this industry together 543 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:50,518 That time I was the princess of news and you are the prince of weather forecast 544 00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:51,396 What about now? 545 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:52,919 I have been promoted to this position 546 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:54,992 but you are still broadcasting 547 00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:56,395 and you are doing the monkey act 548 00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:57,555 That's enough, bitch! 549 00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:59,677 If I didn't immigrate overseas 20 years ago, you wouldn't have been promoted 550 00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:01,319 Since this incident happened 551 00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:03,318 Oh, someone may need to... 552 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:05,750 stand down 553 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:06,989 You are obviously forcing me 554 00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:08,388 Excuse me. 555 00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:10,594 You just want someone to be the scapegoat 556 00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:12,637 I am quitting now 557 00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:17,149 Kid, this is the private matter between me and your father for several decades 558 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:18,355 Don't intervene, ok? 559 00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:20,278 It was me that didn't remind the live studio 560 00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:21,589 It was actually all my fault 561 00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:23,591 Both of us did nothing wrong. Don't ever give in 562 00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:25,557 No, papa. I am taking this responsibility for sure 563 00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:28,109 I can't stand this company for a long time anyway 564 00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:29,315 Just go 565 00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:39,758 This TV station had been nurturing 566 00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:42,036 a lot of elites for the television industry for several decades 567 00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:44,999 I think I am doing a smart thing on buying it 568 00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:48,514 It is good for you, too. You are new anyway 569 00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:51,753 However in certain extent, the entertainment industry is relatively complicated 570 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,991 So I hired four guards from Ukraine 571 00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:55,149 especially for your security 572 00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:12,508 Very good! 573 00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:14,239 This is Miss Vivian 574 00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:16,397 You four have to protect her and stay close to her 575 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:17,157 Do you understand? 576 00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:21,629 What are you looking at? 577 00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:31,311 Thank you 578 00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:48,550 "This trap, this trap, this trap" 579 00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:50,392 "picks me!" 580 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:51,555 Wake up! 581 00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:54,239 How come you look like this after remove your makeup 582 00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:03,310 Are you kidding? 583 00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:04,953 More than ten thousand of frogs are crossing the road 584 00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:06,917 On top of several thousands of pigeon falling from the sky previously 585 00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:09,150 Is it really the signs of the end of the world? 586 00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:11,914 They're insane. Someone had dropped the frogs and they said it's the sign of end of the world 587 00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:13,911 Hi ladies, Lok Lok has something nice to introduce to you today 588 00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:15,115 What's that? 589 00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:17,197 It is the boss pot 590 00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:21,831 Use the boss pot, your kids could definitely go to university 591 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:22,557 Good! 592 00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:24,438 You can fry, stir fry, deep fry, cook, stew and bake 593 00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:26,397 Cooking becomes an easy job 594 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:28,956 Don't hinder me from doing business 595 00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:32,876 What's up? I am promoting the boss pot 596 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:34,951 You are really in trouble. Come with me 597 00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:39,391 Why are you walking so fast, it hurts 598 00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:40,516 What's up... 599 00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:42,271 What's up? 600 00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:45,957 I have a baby 601 00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:51,117 Just tell me. There is no one here 602 00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:53,556 Fuck! I have a baby 603 00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:54,516 Are you serious?! 604 00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:58,909 Hey you, do you want to escape from it? 605 00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:01,032 Hey! 606 00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:13,632 It's going to fall, give me a hand. 607 00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:48,797 Baby 608 00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:51,912 I don't know if marriage is the end of a relationship 609 00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:54,832 However I really want to be with you 610 00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:58,956 Trust me, I will make you happy 611 00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:05,430 Would you marry me 612 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:22,598 Kiss her! Kiss her! Kiss her... 613 00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:24,195 If you like kissing so much... 614 00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:26,078 - Ok! - Come on 615 00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:30,229 You are marrying him anyway, just let me kiss 616 00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:31,755 Go away, bitch! 617 00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:34,310 I don't care. I want to marry in a modern and fashionable way 618 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:37,150 You are getting married?! 619 00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:39,315 What... can't I? 620 00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:41,033 Honesty, do you want to borrow money? 621 00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:42,599 Tell me how much you owe 622 00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:44,631 Don't ever think to cheat the dowry with this crappy idea 623 00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:45,710 No, papa 624 00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:47,632 Look, I even have the ring 625 00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:48,590 Is it beautiful? 626 00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:50,438 This kind of ring? 627 00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:51,550 Just tell him to go away 628 00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:54,109 He is very nice and considerate 629 00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:55,151 What kind of business is he doing? 630 00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:57,231 He is a sales officer in my company 631 00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:59,118 What is... sales officer 632 00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:01,078 That's the... come here and take a look... 633 00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:03,151 Take a look even you're not gonna buy, smell it even you're not gonna look 634 00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:05,356 We are on sale today. This towel is a complimentary gift 635 00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:07,438 That means he could only earn a little 636 00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:09,559 - Where is he living? - The southern district 637 00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:10,914 Near Bel-air 638 00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:13,915 Wah Fu Estate is locating in southern district 639 00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:16,071 It's not necessary to know everything about a hero 640 00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:18,629 The old public estate. That means he is the second generation of the poor 641 00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:21,196 What kind of car does he drive? 642 00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:22,349 Does he drive? 643 00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:24,232 He doesn't drive. He has a driver 644 00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:25,628 It's worth several million dollars 645 00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:27,352 There is one every five minutes on weekday 646 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:29,636 Every fifteen minutes during weekends 647 00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:30,710 It is very frequent 648 00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:32,950 Chow Yun Fat... also takes the bus 649 00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:33,791 It is environmentally friendly 650 00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:34,836 That's how he was before 651 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,036 Ask his wife what he was driving when he got married 652 00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:39,953 Brother, you should think it in a positive way 653 00:26:40,120 --> 00:26:41,314 As long as someone likes to marry her 654 00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:44,318 This guy definitely has no way to go and pick what he could get 655 00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:45,509 It's time to get married 656 00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:47,750 - Or she would never get another chance - Uncle San! 657 00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:50,190 Go get the fish ball from the kitchen for me 658 00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:51,998 - Would you? - Why not? 659 00:26:57,120 --> 00:26:57,916 Papa 660 00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:00,033 Actually he has talent 661 00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:02,555 He has been the top sales for the past ten months 662 00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:03,550 No matter what, I... 663 00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:06,675 I told you not to touch the electrical appliances! 664 00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:08,558 There is no fish ball in the fridge 665 00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:38,158 Mister, is there something that you've forgotten to pay? 666 00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:39,639 Shithead 667 00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:45,518 Shithead. And you are wearing a dress? 668 00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:46,710 I steal? 669 00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:48,717 - What evidence do you have? - You haven't stolen? 670 00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:49,995 What is it? 671 00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:59,512 Everyone said I look like Daniel Wu 672 00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:00,510 there 673 00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:11,550 Shit, all are women 674 00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:13,313 This series of "On the First Edge" 675 00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:15,556 is definitely the combination of technology and art 676 00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:17,113 It is easy to use 677 00:28:17,360 --> 00:28:19,920 Buy it home. If your husband has an affair 678 00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:22,668 You may chop him into dices or thin slices 679 00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:26,355 This is a set of ten. You'll have an extra gift if you buy it today. 680 00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:27,754 What gift? 681 00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:30,754 The one women like, cucumber! 682 00:28:31,360 --> 00:28:32,509 You are so naughty 683 00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:34,591 Why, you don't like cucumber... 684 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:35,630 Nonsense! 685 00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:38,109 - Excuse me... - What's up, uncle? 686 00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:39,599 I'll kill you if you call me uncle again! 687 00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:41,597 What is so great about this "On the First Edge"? 688 00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:43,672 Weightless anti-climax scouring pad? 689 00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:44,590 Can't believe you could think of this 690 00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:46,074 You are concocting various pretexts 691 00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:47,912 You may deceive the women 692 00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:49,229 Me? Forget it 693 00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:52,073 What are you saying? All my kitchenware, houseware... 694 00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:53,229 were bought from Lok Lok 695 00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:54,276 They are easy to use 696 00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:55,429 And the rice and cuisines are also nice 697 00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:56,959 What is so different about this knife? 698 00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:58,792 It is just a normal knife selling in a higher price 699 00:28:58,920 --> 00:28:59,716 Uncle! 700 00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:05,349 "On the First Edge" is the male knife 701 00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:06,556 It's length is 1.2 foot 702 00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:09,075 It was casted by cold iron. It can cut iron easily 703 00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:11,676 It had killed 4100 matured chicken and duck 704 00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:21,991 Nice 705 00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:23,276 Let me show you! 706 00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:25,833 Nail clippers? 707 00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:27,830 It's the female weapon in beauty industry 708 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,752 Two inches long. Made by black iron from western region 709 00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:31,114 It can cut your hair in no time 710 00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:32,713 It also has an advantage that it is small 711 00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:34,791 You may put it in your shirt or hide it in your private part 712 00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:36,757 Even if the police finds it, there's nothing they can do 713 00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:50,033 It's great! 714 00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:51,955 I open the durian! 715 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:54,435 I cut the watermelon! 716 00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:58,672 So great! 717 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:00,632 Don't shoot, don't shoot... 718 00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:02,870 - Don't shoot... don't shoot! - What's up? 719 00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:04,029 - He is here to make trouble - Papa! 720 00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:04,871 Papa? 721 00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:06,792 - Future father-in-law? - What? 722 00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:08,116 It's you? 723 00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:09,998 Give it up. We have no relationship whatsoever. 724 00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:10,831 Not now, not ever. 725 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,149 You think I want to have a relationship with you? 726 00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:13,753 Why didn't you tell me that your father is so insane? 727 00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:15,035 You're saying I'm insane? 728 00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:17,270 Your friend sells his things as if he's a gigolo 729 00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:18,919 Why don't you give them vibrating cucumbers instead? 730 00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:20,149 Gigolo? Which part of me... 731 00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:21,435 Which part of me looks like a gigolo? 732 00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:22,709 Stop it! 733 00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:24,115 Papa, you go home first 734 00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:24,871 I'll explain it to you, ok? 735 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:26,115 You don't have to! 736 00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:27,392 Hey kid 737 00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:29,990 I'll be watching you! 738 00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:32,355 You... 739 00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:33,356 Old fart! 740 00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:35,551 I will... her! 741 00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:42,628 So poor! 742 00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:44,438 You are in the prime of life, how come you're impotence 743 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,753 I am not impotence. I just don't have a baby 744 00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:50,751 You could never imagine how difficult it is to be someone's husband 745 00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:51,830 I wake up at 6 in the morning 746 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:53,672 Serve the whole family as well as prepare the breakfast 747 00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:55,876 Then I clean the house, cook the meal and buy the food... 748 00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:57,029 All are done by me 749 00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:58,792 I am actually a full time servant and steward 750 00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:00,871 When I get on the bed, I am extremely tired 751 00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:02,359 Only my backbone is still tough 752 00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:04,551 I have no kid until now 753 00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:05,431 But I heard that you... 754 00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:07,710 just touched Ching-ching and she's pregnant 755 00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:08,710 Is there any secret behind? 756 00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:09,557 You have a good vision 757 00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:10,914 Ok! I am going to help you 758 00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:13,551 These are all expensive stuff 759 00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:14,709 You have to follow closely to the instruction 760 00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:17,030 - This one, 4 times a day, 3 pills each - 3 pills 761 00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:18,792 - This one, 3 times a day, 2 each - 2 each 762 00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:20,313 This one, twice a day, 4 each 763 00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:22,238 Hold on... I'll be choked to death before even doing it 764 00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:23,879 - Oh, there are some more pills - Some more? 765 00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:25,678 This one, take beforehand 766 00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:27,193 This one, take afterwards 767 00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:28,793 This one, take it if you plan to have sex 768 00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:29,756 This one, you have to take it no matter what 769 00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:30,995 And this one... 770 00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:33,670 Take it two hours before sex. This one is very powerful 771 00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:35,353 What would happen if we change our mind after two hours? 772 00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:37,079 I have prepared for this. I have antidote 773 00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:38,150 You got antidote? 774 00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:38,997 Antidote 775 00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:41,159 It's big. Half or one third? 776 00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:43,151 You're kidding. All three of them 777 00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:44,355 Three of them? This size? 778 00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:46,152 Now, you know how effective this antidote is 779 00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:48,038 It's fine for you to keep acting as a coward 780 00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:50,509 However when you're on the bed, you cannot be controlled by women 781 00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:52,398 You need to have power, have passion 782 00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:53,715 You could be Master Wong Fei-hung 783 00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:55,393 You can be Bruce Lee, too! 784 00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:57,113 Roar 785 00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:03,991 You guys, I've had enough 786 00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:07,030 You guys force me to dress like this, make me... 787 00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:08,311 She's back 788 00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:14,074 How come the house is full of shoes? Why don't you put them back? 789 00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:16,271 You haven't washed the dishes from yesterday? 790 00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:19,230 Why don't you welcome me downstairs? Are you revolting? 791 00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:22,552 The dishes are not from yesterday, they're today's 792 00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:25,154 It's not dirty after use, I made them dirty 793 00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:26,958 - How's it? - You're crazy 794 00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:28,236 Hey, what happened? 795 00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:31,668 You threw my twenty years comic collections all over the place? 796 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:32,637 Are you crazy? 797 00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:34,597 I am not. This is the power of man 798 00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:36,273 This is called power, don't you know? 799 00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:37,316 Power? 800 00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:38,789 You are wasting your energy 801 00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:40,556 I am going to have a shower 802 00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:42,079 You better fix them before I finish 803 00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:43,036 Or you're dead! 804 00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:45,233 Crazy, insane 805 00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:47,350 Idiot 806 00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:09,994 Batman! Batman... 807 00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:11,514 Batman! 808 00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:24,950 Captain America, Captain America... 809 00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:26,559 Captain America! 810 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,991 Spiderman? 811 00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:39,709 Heep Yunn school girl? 812 00:33:56,560 --> 00:33:59,711 Beyonce, it's enough! 813 00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:43,156 Hubby? 814 00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:45,919 Hubby 815 00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:48,589 Hubby 816 00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:54,190 So great 817 00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:56,955 I'm tired, too 818 00:34:57,720 --> 00:34:59,153 I need to rush for work 819 00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:00,516 Hubby... 820 00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:02,598 Remember to tidy up the house 821 00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:04,716 I need to fetch our daughter 822 00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:05,312 Daughter? 823 00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:08,159 The orphan we sponsored in the mountain region more than ten years ago 824 00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:10,151 She is doing great. She got a scholarship 825 00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:11,992 She graduated from the university and is now working 826 00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:13,991 She is applying to Hong Kong to visit us and her boyfriend 827 00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:15,798 I can't quite remember 828 00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:17,633 Whatever you say 829 00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:20,669 Not sure what she looks like after she is grown up 830 00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:22,271 Ming! 831 00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:26,156 Fukien Fish! 832 00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:28,391 - How are you, everything ok? - Good, and you? 833 00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:30,431 - Not too bad - I'm fine 834 00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:33,835 You are coming... here as well... 835 00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:36,829 What? 836 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,355 It is famous here 837 00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:41,670 Look... 838 00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:47,428 But I'm not 839 00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:49,193 I am here to visit my friend and have a chat 840 00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:51,835 - About business... - Yes. 841 00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:56,838 Uncle dad! 842 00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:07,599 Uncle dad! 843 00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:09,318 - And you are? - This is Siu Hung 844 00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:10,236 It's you, really? 845 00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:12,391 I can't recognize you. You've grown up 846 00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:13,669 Yes. I miss you so much! 847 00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:14,875 It's ok 848 00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:16,354 No one would believe... 849 00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:17,436 you are the girl in braids in the photo 850 00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:18,516 I have some luggage on the car 851 00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:19,556 Hold on, take it 852 00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:21,154 Pay first. You don't have Hong Kong dollar, right? 853 00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:26,156 This deal is settled quickly 854 00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:28,595 What do you mean by deal? She is my foster daughter 855 00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:31,558 Foster daughter? 856 00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:34,439 Would she believe you have a goddaughter like her? 857 00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:35,709 Nobody can't believe it 858 00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:36,869 I am going up now 859 00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:40,756 OK. 860 00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:43,556 Ming 861 00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:44,511 Hi 862 00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:46,349 - Ming - Hello! 863 00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:48,070 So many familiar faces? 864 00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:49,832 It's really not nice here 865 00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:51,236 Mr. Yao 866 00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:54,793 I am Mei-mei's schoolmate, Barbara 867 00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:55,437 Madam! 868 00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:56,516 What are you doing here? 869 00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:58,829 Waiting for my friend 870 00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:00,394 That's good 871 00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:01,430 Let me give you a tip 872 00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:03,631 We are having a sting operation here today. We aim at arresting prostitutes. 873 00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:05,279 We have cleared the second floor 874 00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:06,953 They are coming down soon 875 00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:09,395 It's not very nice if the reporters take any picture of you 876 00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:10,077 That's true... 877 00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:13,272 It's good then. Leave here as soon as possible 878 00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:14,389 Thank you... 879 00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:16,230 There are really so many people 880 00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:18,709 Hey, hey... 881 00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:20,279 What happened? 882 00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:22,916 What evidence do you have... 883 00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:25,310 To accuse me of immoral behavior? 884 00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:27,750 You were in a rush, you've shed your trousers before you went into the room 885 00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:30,759 Cause my Angry Bird is so hot 886 00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:32,319 Tell me after you come to the police station 887 00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:34,113 Uncle dad 888 00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:37,993 Be quick... 889 00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:41,317 Thank you 890 00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:44,353 - Let's go - Uncle dad 891 00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:46,312 Why didn't we stay in the hotel just now 892 00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:47,709 Here is Kowloon Tong 893 00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:49,074 It's a luxury residential area, much safer 894 00:37:49,240 --> 00:37:50,832 - Let's get in first - Is it? 895 00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:53,111 It's done 896 00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:54,830 Did you bring your phone? 897 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,399 Phone number and address are all here 898 00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:58,795 Get... get rid of my address. Never ever come to my house. 899 00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:00,313 Just call me if required 900 00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:02,192 When will you bring me to see godmother? 901 00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:03,554 Auntie mom? Auntie mom went travelling. 902 00:38:03,720 --> 00:38:05,153 I'll bring you to her when she comes back 903 00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:07,914 If you hear any screaming... from the room next door... 904 00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:09,035 or any moaning. Just ignore it 905 00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:10,519 It's just the television sound, so simple 906 00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:12,352 - Do you have any sewing kit? - What for? 907 00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:14,835 You should sew up to the collar 908 00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:16,514 Call me if required 909 00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:17,631 Good bye 910 00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:21,033 - Thank you - Uncle dad 911 00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:22,110 What's up? 912 00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:25,110 Remember to visit me over the next two days 913 00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:26,998 Maybe after two months 914 00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:29,596 Uncle dad 915 00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:31,113 Bye 916 00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:32,276 Bye 917 00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:40,912 This one is nice 918 00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:47,950 Accident happens, please donate your blood 919 00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:48,996 Are you after this one? 920 00:38:49,720 --> 00:38:52,632 This one of course. You think I would go for Lo Meng? 921 00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:55,511 You better get on the bed. Go dreaming! 922 00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:57,875 I won't allow you to insult my pure love to her 923 00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:00,271 Whatever I decide to do, I could do it 924 00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:02,032 I will get her tomorrow, wait and see 925 00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:08,869 You may just get the girls. What is it to do with others 926 00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:10,439 and made us involved 927 00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:13,314 Of course we need to be a hero to get the girl 928 00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:16,035 This is the Ming Chu Street of the TV station 929 00:39:16,240 --> 00:39:17,798 There is no one here 930 00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:18,756 That's right 931 00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:22,151 This is the path she has to pass when she gets her car in the car park 932 00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:24,197 Moreover, there is no one here 933 00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:29,078 Just take it lightly, don't be too serious 934 00:39:29,240 --> 00:39:30,309 Ok 935 00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:32,511 Hey... one more request... 936 00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:34,636 Just take it lightly, don't take advantage of her 937 00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:36,028 Just go 938 00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:39,072 Idiot, what a waste if I don't 939 00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:42,152 Holy shit, you just read my mind. 940 00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:54,516 Are you shooting a movie? 941 00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:56,909 Are we too polite? 942 00:39:57,080 --> 00:39:57,557 Let's be more direct then 943 00:39:57,720 --> 00:39:58,755 Stop! 944 00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:05,909 We are robbing you! 945 00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:07,350 Take off your clothes! 946 00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:09,068 Why does she have to take off her clothes? 947 00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:10,556 I'll take off... I'll take off my clothes instead 948 00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:11,391 Not you... 949 00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:12,715 - No? - Come on 950 00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:14,154 It's fine, I can protect you 951 00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:15,230 - Come on! - Come on! 952 00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:16,395 I am not afraid of you, come on! 953 00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:19,716 Help me hold on to this 954 00:40:21,240 --> 00:40:22,559 Little girl... 955 00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:25,754 You are really... hitting... 956 00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:27,592 It hurts, it hurts 957 00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:30,152 Sorry 958 00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:47,877 - Glad that I have plan B - Yes 959 00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:50,594 - Bastard, you're wearing fishnet stockings? - Oh my god 960 00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:52,796 - It matches with my underwear - She's coming 961 00:40:58,040 --> 00:40:59,155 She is really strong. What should we do? 962 00:41:00,240 --> 00:41:02,196 You're the special one wearing fishnet stockings. You go first. 963 00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:21,068 - How was it? - Are you ok? 964 00:41:21,720 --> 00:41:22,357 I've touched it... 965 00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:23,231 You touched it? 966 00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:25,510 Let me take over! 967 00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:36,314 - Are you ok? - Are you ok? 968 00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:39,309 Honestly, the clipping... was damn painful. 969 00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:41,238 My hands... felt damn good. 970 00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:43,790 My turn 971 00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:53,433 As we are under the same master, shall we pose a little longer? 972 00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:56,153 It is worth dying for! 973 00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:00,033 I can't breath 974 00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:01,838 It hurts... 975 00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:07,318 My turn, my turn... come on 976 00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:08,873 When will be my turn? 977 00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:09,631 Uncle San 978 00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:10,596 Brother-in-law 979 00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:11,995 Future brother-in-law 980 00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:15,550 You said you would be gentle, but actually you planned to take advantage. 981 00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:19,791 They are actually your family 982 00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:21,518 I don't know these bastards 983 00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:23,631 If I were you, I would call the police now 984 00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:25,279 - Give me - Let me help me 985 00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:29,350 Let me go with you 986 00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:32,510 Ah yes, how come your Kung Fu is so advanced? 987 00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:34,079 My master is Chin Ka Lok 988 00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:35,878 No wonder you are so good 989 00:42:38,240 --> 00:42:39,116 Feel free to look around 990 00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:40,998 Our stockings are economical and durable 991 00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:42,674 Why do I need it durable? 992 00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:44,399 I want something that could tear apart easily 993 00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:46,033 So... maybe... 994 00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:47,389 this one 995 00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:54,910 This one is nice, give me two dozen 996 00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:55,990 Thank you 997 00:42:57,240 --> 00:42:57,956 Why? 998 00:42:59,000 --> 00:42:59,830 You don't need to know 999 00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:03,070 Sister 1000 00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:06,353 They have bra sizes from A to G here, suiting you perfectly. 1001 00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:08,148 You are now... 1002 00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:11,115 But as you're pregnant, your size will increase very quickly. 1003 00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:12,633 It's time to buy it 1004 00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:15,314 I thought I got it, but it's a false alarm 1005 00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:16,111 What? 1006 00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:19,515 There's nothing inside? 1007 00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:27,670 Negative? 1008 00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:30,430 It is a false alarm from the beginning 1009 00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:32,835 My period was late for two and a half months. I really thought I was pregnant. 1010 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:33,910 That's why I told him 1011 00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:36,913 I never expected that as soon as the report came out, my period came too. 1012 00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:38,673 Have you told him? 1013 00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:39,909 How do I dare to tell him? 1014 00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:41,877 I'm afraid that he thinks I'm forcing him to marry me 1015 00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:43,632 That's true. I think... 1016 00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:45,109 You still need to get married 1017 00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:47,675 and you better get pregnant soon 1018 00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:49,793 It would be two months short 1019 00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:51,678 Men wouldn't calculate these things. 1020 00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:53,558 As for the expected date of labor, just make up a date. 1021 00:43:53,720 --> 00:43:54,789 How would he remember? 1022 00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:55,836 That's true 1023 00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:00,273 You are pregnant, don't run around 1024 00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:01,236 So gorgeous 1025 00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:02,549 - You two are looking for a wedding dress? NAME? 1026 00:44:02,720 --> 00:44:04,631 - Please come over here - Kid, how many times have I told you 1027 00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:05,835 These type of long ones... 1028 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:07,991 could cover your big thighs, so you should buy more 1029 00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:09,957 I've told you, yet you don't even record it down 1030 00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:12,748 Hey! Darling... Darling! 1031 00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:14,990 You are here for the wedding photo? 1032 00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:19,348 See, I've told you wedding photos aren't only for wedding couples 1033 00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:20,709 Odd couples could do so, too 1034 00:44:22,240 --> 00:44:23,070 This one... 1035 00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:26,159 You don't have to wear anything underneath this one. Shoulder straps only. 1036 00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:27,716 20% off! 1037 00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:28,989 Me... Nothing underneath? 1038 00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:31,151 I am treating you as family. We are both men. What are you afraid of? 1039 00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:33,356 How about this. I'll give you the strap if you buy the trousers 1040 00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:34,635 Actually... she... 1041 00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:36,552 Don't worry about the misunderstanding as we are taking advantage 1042 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:37,910 It was... this 1043 00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:40,393 But now... this 1044 00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:42,953 Can the wedding dress be cheaper? 1045 00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:44,955 You are so tall, you look so beautiful 1046 00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:45,950 when you wear this! 1047 00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:48,634 Really beautiful! 1048 00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:50,319 I wear wedding dress? 1049 00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:52,359 Honestly... 1050 00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:54,352 I want to wear it if I can get married 1051 00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:55,675 Look... how pretty... 1052 00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:57,876 Here's the deal, I could also give you the head piece, boutonniere... 1053 00:44:58,040 --> 00:44:59,268 and bridal bouquet 1054 00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:00,714 That's what you offer, deal! 1055 00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:01,756 Baby... 1056 00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:04,153 I just want to save your money 1057 00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:05,390 Be nice 1058 00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:08,155 Come and try the clothes 1059 00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:33,598 What kind of photographer friend is he? 1060 00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:35,358 He makes us put on this kind of makeup? 1061 00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:40,238 You said you wanted a wedding that's modern, fashionable, and extreme, right? 1062 00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:42,556 What kind of photographer friend is he? 1063 00:45:42,720 --> 00:45:44,153 He makes us put on this kind of clothes? 1064 00:45:45,240 --> 00:45:46,036 It's modern 1065 00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:47,030 fashionable 1066 00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:48,394 and extreme 1067 00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:52,348 What kind of photographer friend is he? 1068 00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:55,154 He makes us photo shoot in this kind of place? 1069 00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:57,391 Modern, fashionable and extreme 1070 00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:00,634 What is his name? 1071 00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:02,439 Wing Ha 1072 00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:05,953 The mood is not very nice today 1073 00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:07,316 Kid 1074 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:09,353 Release more smoke for me later on 1075 00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:11,232 I want the effect to be more aerial 1076 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:13,638 So the scene could be more distant 1077 00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:15,951 and make the feeling more realistic, okay? 1078 00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:18,678 You are so pretty today 1079 00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:19,431 Am I? 1080 00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:20,436 Shall we take a photo? 1081 00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:21,789 Make a pose 1082 00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:24,270 Time to work 1083 00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:25,950 You two make a pose 1084 00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:27,758 Yes, stiffer, stiffer 1085 00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:29,433 Perfect! Come on! 1086 00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:31,949 Give me more! Very good! 1087 00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:33,599 Yes! Baby! Come on! 1088 00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:34,909 That's what I'm talking about. 1089 00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:37,116 Yes! Very... marvelous. 1090 00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:38,872 Move your heads closer to each other... closer 1091 00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:39,677 Look at each other 1092 00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:40,995 Look at each other, you two look at each other 1093 00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:43,116 But don't look into each other's eyes 1094 00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:44,315 Yes! 1095 00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:47,998 Seems like something is missing 1096 00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:49,752 Hey groom, take away your lantern 1097 00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:51,194 - Ok - Come on... 1098 00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:52,156 Fighting 1099 00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:54,358 Bride, make a pose 1100 00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:56,159 Stiffer, a bit more 1101 00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:57,355 Lower, bend your waist 1102 00:46:57,560 --> 00:46:59,152 A bit more, yes 1103 00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:01,515 Smile, smile, smile, yes 1104 00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:03,750 Seng, give the bride the paper figure 1105 00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:05,798 Yes. Bride, take this figure 1106 00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:07,188 Yes, yes 1107 00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:09,552 Very nice. Yes! Good! That's what I want! 1108 00:47:09,720 --> 00:47:11,711 Closer, sweeter 1109 00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:13,154 Yes, you guys love each other so much 1110 00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:15,436 Yes! Very good! I love it! 1111 00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:17,870 I'm coming! Coming! Coming! 1112 00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:19,668 - Let's shoot it ourselves - Yes... 1113 00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:21,513 Hold on, I want the half-length photo 1114 00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:22,715 - Half-length here - Look at the camera 1115 00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:25,076 Fuck off! Are you playing me? 1116 00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:31,759 What do you mean? 1117 00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:33,709 You don't want to get married, right? 1118 00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:36,758 But you don't have to find a fake photographer to torture me 1119 00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:38,355 He is fake? 1120 00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:40,630 But not as fake as you, right? 1121 00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:42,313 You're not like other pregnant women 1122 00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:44,192 Your breasts don't expand and you don't feel nauseous 1123 00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:45,679 This is what I call fake 1124 00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:47,990 What's that, huh? Want to force me to marry you? 1125 00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:49,878 You think you could hide the truth from me forever? 1126 00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:52,909 Then don't get married 1127 00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:54,632 I never thought about getting married 1128 00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:56,917 Forget it! Forget it! Forget it! 1129 00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:57,950 Bitch! 1130 00:47:58,720 --> 00:47:59,755 Me bitch? 1131 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,070 Shithead, your home is that direction! 1132 00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:04,399 Hi honey, home yet? 1133 00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:06,393 I'm home for a long time 1134 00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:08,958 It's your birthday today. I want to prepare something special for you 1135 00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:12,073 No way. I can manage it myself. You don't have to do anything 1136 00:48:12,240 --> 00:48:13,116 Come home quickly 1137 00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:22,190 Everyone says they want to have a baby in the year of dragon 1138 00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:24,112 All the beds in the hospitals are booked out 1139 00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:26,072 You can deliver next year if you can't make it this year 1140 00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:28,311 That's not good. This year is a dragon baby. 1141 00:48:28,520 --> 00:48:29,953 Next year would be a snake (herpes zoster). 1142 00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:32,436 Snaky (herpes zoster)? 1143 00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:33,914 It's itchy 1144 00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:36,753 Do you still remember the night of the class reunion? 1145 00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:40,037 Cinderella had made herself like Samantha Ko 1146 00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:41,918 Her eyes, ears, mouth, nose as well as her breasts and hips... 1147 00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:43,149 all undergone plastic surgery 1148 00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:45,789 She said she went to Shum Shui Po for acupuncture slimming 1149 00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:48,428 I reckon she must have eaten placenta to become like this 1150 00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:51,154 No, she went to Korea for a month 1151 00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:52,878 When she arrived back to Hong Kong 1152 00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:54,189 She was questioned by the immigration staff 1153 00:48:54,360 --> 00:48:56,271 - Why? - Cause she doesn't look the same 1154 00:48:57,040 --> 00:48:57,995 Yes 1155 00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:01,237 No wonder her eyes are so horrible that night 1156 00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:02,753 - look like this - Yes, yes... 1157 00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:04,035 It's shut 1158 00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:07,275 Do you know this is a new item 1159 00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:08,270 I heard that... 1160 00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:09,629 make a cut... 1161 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:11,274 in here 1162 00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:13,870 And then fold the skin... inside 1163 00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:16,838 And her eyes, no matter how many sleepless night or how tired she is... 1164 00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:18,274 her eyes still look like this 1165 00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:20,670 That's not all of it, sources said 1166 00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:23,308 she told the plastic surgeon that she wanted to fight against gravity 1167 00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:26,034 The surgeon then lifted her upper lip... 1168 00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:28,794 and moved her cheeks up to her cheekbone 1169 00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:30,519 Last time, on the stairs of Inter Continental Hotel 1170 00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:32,318 - She twisted her leg and fell down - Ah yes, yes 1171 00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:34,158 She kept saying 'it hurts, it hurts' like this... 1172 00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:37,238 and her nose was twisted 1173 00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:40,359 Madam, please open the door for me 1174 00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:42,068 You are asking Madam to open the door for you? 1175 00:49:42,240 --> 00:49:44,435 - My hands are dirty - Ok, ok... 1176 00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:50,715 - Surprise - What's that? 1177 00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:52,393 Come on, baby! 1178 00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:54,839 - Let me pinch you! - What's up? 1179 00:49:55,640 --> 00:49:56,516 Who are you? 1180 00:49:57,040 --> 00:49:58,678 Wrong one, I'm sorry 1181 00:49:59,040 --> 00:49:59,836 Sorry. 1182 00:50:00,240 --> 00:50:01,036 Bye 1183 00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:04,233 Are you attacking the police?! 1184 00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:07,034 What happened? 1185 00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:10,353 Pervert! He... 1186 00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:12,198 touched my hips, and... 1187 00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:14,398 How come the security here is so terrible? 1188 00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:15,919 Was that your husband? 1189 00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:18,071 When I took a glance, he did look like your husband 1190 00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:19,872 When did you ever see her husband dress up like this? 1191 00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:21,871 No, I mean his body shape is very similar to her husband 1192 00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:24,838 No, my husband has keys. He would open the door himself 1193 00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:27,236 Of course we have the key when we go home 1194 00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:28,715 Come here to play? 1195 00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:31,549 I'm gonna leave you girls alone. I go back to my room first, bye 1196 00:50:31,720 --> 00:50:32,550 Hold on 1197 00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:34,188 Say 'surprise' 1198 00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:38,510 Say it 1199 00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:40,512 Sur... sur... 1200 00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:43,194 Say it out. Say 'Come on, baby' 1201 00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:45,915 Come on... 1202 00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:47,718 English, say it correctly 1203 00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:48,790 Come to daddy. 1204 00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:49,955 Come... Come... 1205 00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:51,599 What are you saying? 1206 00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:53,432 You don't have to say it anymore. You've been busted. 1207 00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:55,315 Surprise... 1208 00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:58,270 Honey, I'll go and wash my hands. 1209 00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:01,388 Goodbye... 1210 00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:03,397 You two are great 1211 00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:06,994 It's limited version. Hard to get it 1212 00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:09,270 You two are love bugs. You gotta teach me when you have time 1213 00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:11,032 Let's share your private collection 1214 00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:13,035 My hips hurt 1215 00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:13,871 Sorry. 1216 00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:16,155 Why didn't you tell me? 1217 00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:17,919 There is an unusual sight again 1218 00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:19,394 Victoria Peak covered with snow in a night 1219 00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:21,830 There is one more vision about the end of the world in 2012 1220 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:23,115 The sparrows fall to the river 1221 00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:24,395 - I'm not opening - The frogs are crossing the road 1222 00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:25,999 And now the Peak also covered with snow 1223 00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:28,714 - Let me open - Those can't be explained by scientific means 1224 00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:30,237 Godfather 1225 00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:31,674 Why are you here... 1226 00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:33,159 - I told you not to come visit me - Who is it? 1227 00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:34,799 It's the electricity technician. 1228 00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:36,075 Godfather... 1229 00:51:36,240 --> 00:51:37,150 Never do that... 1230 00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:38,634 At this time of the day? 1231 00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:39,357 Yes 1232 00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:40,835 Go out first, go out first... 1233 00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:43,078 Why are you here? 1234 00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:46,636 There are a lot of policemen in Kowloon Tong, talking about prostitution crackdown 1235 00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:48,791 The hotel forced me out when they knew... 1236 00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:49,949 I was staying there alone. 1237 00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:52,037 I don't know where to go. I am so scared 1238 00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:52,791 Alright... 1239 00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:54,552 My husband doesn't lie to me 1240 00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:56,435 There is a CCTV 1241 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,309 I am giving you some money, just go... 1242 00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:04,272 to find a hotel and stay there 1243 00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:07,634 - Squat down - I really don't know... 1244 00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:23,115 Get in my car, get in my car 1245 00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:29,833 Because of you, I'm really in trouble this time 1246 00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:31,872 I don't want to bother you honestly 1247 00:52:32,240 --> 00:52:35,232 I have a boyfriend in Hong Kong. But I couldn't reach him 1248 00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:37,990 You are my only relative in Hong Kong 1249 00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:41,590 If you don't let me stay, I would be helpless. 1250 00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:43,548 Maybe I could talk to godmother 1251 00:52:43,720 --> 00:52:45,790 You could be a lawyer if she would listen to you 1252 00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:47,599 Let me bring you to the hotel first 1253 00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:53,193 Why don't you start the car? 1254 00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:54,795 I didn't bring the key 1255 00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:01,431 - Do you want the car key? - Thanks honey 1256 00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:07,877 Honey, it was because... 1257 00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:09,553 I can't help it anymore. I have to tell you 1258 00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:10,869 I was arresting prostitutes at a hotel a couple of days ago 1259 00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:13,235 I saw your husband with a prostitute, and it was her 1260 00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:15,394 I'm done talking. Goodbye. 1261 00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:17,952 You are leaving when it's just started? 1262 00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:20,711 I think another war is coming up. 1263 00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:23,519 What's there to watch? Let's just read the newspaper tomorrow. 1264 00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:25,352 - Lawyer taking on adulteress? - Miss your ass, go 1265 00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:26,834 - I'm sorry... - Stop it 1266 00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:27,876 Wait for my legal letter! 1267 00:53:28,040 --> 00:53:31,112 - This is Siu Hung - It's done... Iet's go... 1268 00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:32,156 Just a minute 1269 00:53:35,360 --> 00:53:35,951 Honey 1270 00:53:37,520 --> 00:53:38,191 It's not her fault 1271 00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:39,588 She is really our foster daughter 1272 00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:40,749 But you just choose not to believe 1273 00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:42,749 I really don't know how it happened like this 1274 00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:43,591 Yao Ming! 1275 00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:46,594 You've never lied in your entire life, but you've lied enough today! 1276 00:53:46,960 --> 00:53:47,756 Go away! 1277 00:53:48,440 --> 00:53:49,395 Godmother (horse riding), godmother (horse riding)... 1278 00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:51,670 Horse riding? Go home and ride yourself! 1279 00:53:57,240 --> 00:54:00,073 It's 'godmother', not 'horse riding' 1280 00:54:00,720 --> 00:54:02,153 I'm dead 1281 00:54:03,080 --> 00:54:06,356 Welcome to Ocean Paradise! Cheers! 1282 00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:07,916 Drink some 1283 00:54:10,360 --> 00:54:13,079 It's beautiful here. Have you gotten the Chinese name yet? 1284 00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:14,789 No I haven't 1285 00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:15,915 What do you reckon? 1286 00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:20,756 How about 'Pacific Pier' 1287 00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:22,755 I need to go to washroom 1288 00:54:23,080 --> 00:54:23,956 Do you want me to go with you? 1289 00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:25,435 No, thanks. You go on 1290 00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:29,117 How about 'Hoi Tin Tong' 1291 00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:33,557 Ocean Paradise called Hoi Tin Tong 1292 00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:34,755 You big moustache, what are you doing? 1293 00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:36,990 It's Tortoise on the Beach 1294 00:54:37,240 --> 00:54:38,832 It's a combination of 'sex on the beach' 1295 00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:40,632 with tortoise that were raised in an environmental-friendly tortoise farm... 1296 00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:41,357 for extraction and purification 1297 00:54:41,560 --> 00:54:43,437 - We toss the tortoise! - Cheers! 1298 00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:44,869 No more bad breath 1299 00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:46,109 This one is Fructus Cannabis 1300 00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:47,309 Long Island 1301 00:54:47,440 --> 00:54:49,078 Mom said it stops constipation 1302 00:54:49,240 --> 00:54:51,071 It's herbal tea on the Rocks 1303 00:54:51,600 --> 00:54:52,350 Rejuvenates your skin 1304 00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:53,709 Improves your mood 1305 00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:55,069 Not realising a second growth 1306 00:54:55,240 --> 00:54:57,629 Cheers! 1307 00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:01,957 Hi. 1308 00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:03,830 It's you again? 1309 00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:05,230 Why are you here? 1310 00:55:06,880 --> 00:55:09,519 How come you never smile when I see you? 1311 00:55:11,840 --> 00:55:12,955 Why should I smile? 1312 00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:14,230 What's so funny? 1313 00:55:15,120 --> 00:55:16,599 Because I like to see you smile 1314 00:55:18,280 --> 00:55:19,156 I promise you 1315 00:55:19,560 --> 00:55:21,994 Whenever you feel unhappy in the future, I will always be there immediately to make you smile 1316 00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:27,509 Let's try, then 1317 00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:33,834 Hello! Everybody! 1318 00:55:39,160 --> 00:55:40,036 This way 1319 00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:49,758 Bastard! 1320 00:55:57,720 --> 00:55:58,869 I'll be back soon 1321 00:55:59,360 --> 00:55:59,997 Let's go 1322 00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:08,915 Why don't you take for her too? 1323 00:56:09,720 --> 00:56:10,357 Miss 1324 00:56:12,200 --> 00:56:13,349 I hope I'm not bothering you 1325 00:56:17,360 --> 00:56:19,316 Do you mind if you hold the lighter for me? 1326 00:56:24,080 --> 00:56:26,310 Please ignite it for me, too 1327 00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:33,195 It's magic 1328 00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:34,750 Bad idea 1329 00:56:34,960 --> 00:56:35,551 I know 1330 00:56:35,720 --> 00:56:37,950 Do you have any better romantic idea 1331 00:56:38,120 --> 00:56:40,839 for me to return this tissue to you? 1332 00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:50,435 Let me do it 1333 00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:54,237 Thank you 1334 00:56:54,720 --> 00:56:57,439 I remember that day, I was beaten by a gang of people and bled 1335 00:56:57,600 --> 00:57:00,558 Fortunately, you gave me this tissue 1336 00:57:01,360 --> 00:57:04,352 I will not let you down for what you have done for me 1337 00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:10,552 One... Two... Three... Four... 1338 00:57:10,720 --> 00:57:12,233 "Everyone's wish could be fulfilled" 1339 00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:13,799 "My happiness is higher than the sky" 1340 00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:14,551 Stop. 1341 00:57:15,720 --> 00:57:16,869 Please take it up. 1342 00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:18,719 Hey, what's up? 1343 00:57:18,880 --> 00:57:19,835 Lifting again? 1344 00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:21,638 What's up? Let's talk 1345 00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:23,070 One... 1346 00:57:24,080 --> 00:57:24,830 Two... 1347 00:57:25,760 --> 00:57:26,829 Three and Go! 1348 00:57:32,720 --> 00:57:33,516 Hey kid. 1349 00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:36,348 You will definitely lose if you fight me 1350 00:57:36,640 --> 00:57:39,871 But in order to make you truly understand, I'll find someone to explain it to you 1351 00:57:44,520 --> 00:57:46,829 You bastard, ragtag 1352 00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:50,198 Mr. Nip's women are his property 1353 00:57:50,360 --> 00:57:52,112 What you wear, where you live, what you eat... 1354 00:57:52,280 --> 00:57:54,748 your watch, your house, the supermarket as well as the banks 1355 00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:56,990 all belong to Mr. Nip 1356 00:57:57,200 --> 00:57:59,668 Even the ground you're standing on also belongs to Mr. Nip 1357 00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:02,548 You're dead if you want to fight with him 1358 00:58:02,840 --> 00:58:06,628 Mr.Nip will disconnect you from the society (Phasa Thai) 1359 00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:15,551 There is a warrior in Hong Kong recently 1360 00:58:15,720 --> 00:58:18,314 He uses his own power to fight against the real estate hegemony 1361 00:58:18,600 --> 00:58:20,636 He would rather let go of the convenience in normal life 1362 00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:22,438 than to be swindled by the unethical merchants 1363 00:58:22,680 --> 00:58:25,274 His story has become a hot topic on social networking sites 1364 00:58:25,440 --> 00:58:28,557 No cell phone, no internet, no television 1365 00:58:28,720 --> 00:58:32,030 The bond I feel between people is even stronger now 1366 00:58:32,320 --> 00:58:33,878 The market becomes my home 1367 00:58:34,040 --> 00:58:36,554 All the neighbours become my good friends 1368 00:58:36,720 --> 00:58:38,392 Whenever I pass by, they worry about my health 1369 00:58:38,600 --> 00:58:39,749 and force me to eat the tortoise jelly 1370 00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:42,354 I really feel like return to the generation of "Below the Lion Rock" 1371 00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:43,879 It is exceeding by four inches 1372 00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:46,838 Mister elite from Food and Environmental Hygiene Department, these vegetables are mine 1373 00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:48,155 It's yours? 1374 00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:51,916 May I ask which law restricts... 1375 00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:55,356 people to take a walk with two big boxes of vegetables? 1376 00:58:57,280 --> 00:58:59,032 This is not only for myself 1377 00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:01,395 It's for all the Hong Kong citizens 1378 00:59:01,600 --> 00:59:04,876 It's nice today that I have a chance to appeal through the television broadcast 1379 00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:06,792 Really, join my action 1380 00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:09,758 Please take action and fight against the real estate hegemony! 1381 00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:12,235 Do you agree? 1382 00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:20,160 Revolutionists are lonely 1383 00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:26,550 It's good here, Wen Chang Position 1384 00:59:26,960 --> 00:59:28,188 It's good for news business 1385 00:59:28,360 --> 00:59:29,236 Mak Ling-ling? 1386 00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:30,316 Yes 1387 00:59:30,520 --> 00:59:33,114 The new boss spent a lot just to invite her here 1388 00:59:33,280 --> 00:59:34,918 Put a fish tank here 1389 00:59:35,200 --> 00:59:37,760 I assure guarantee that you can be married within three months 1390 00:59:37,920 --> 00:59:38,511 What? 1391 00:59:38,680 --> 00:59:39,749 Her getting married? 1392 00:59:40,080 --> 00:59:43,277 I thought only male Feng Shui masters would cheat on old women 1393 00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:44,793 Actually female masters cheat on women too 1394 00:59:44,960 --> 00:59:46,393 I'll be blind if I even believe ten percent of what you're saying 1395 00:59:46,640 --> 00:59:49,393 Mister, although we meet by chance 1396 00:59:49,600 --> 00:59:52,398 I have a few words to say to you even if you would feel offended 1397 00:59:52,640 --> 00:59:53,550 Don't touch me 1398 00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:56,150 Your acupuncture points on your forehead show darkness 1399 00:59:56,320 --> 00:59:57,958 I think something bad is happening 1400 00:59:58,120 --> 01:00:00,236 Is your Chinese zodiac Ox or Tiger... 1401 01:00:00,400 --> 01:00:01,435 Or Rooster? 1402 01:00:01,640 --> 01:00:03,710 He is Rooster, he got the Senior Citizen Card already 1403 01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:04,949 That's serious 1404 01:00:05,160 --> 01:00:06,115 A mild case will result in your friends and relatives leaving you. 1405 01:00:06,280 --> 01:00:07,110 If it's serious, your family will fall apart and someone may die. 1406 01:00:07,280 --> 01:00:08,076 Touchwood! 1407 01:00:08,240 --> 01:00:09,275 Rebound and no return 1408 01:00:09,520 --> 01:00:11,351 What? I revealed the truth so you're cursing me? 1409 01:00:11,640 --> 01:00:13,870 Don't worry. My daughter is getting married and I am having a grandchild soon. 1410 01:00:14,040 --> 01:00:15,598 My luck is blooming 1411 01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:16,951 Quicker 1412 01:00:17,920 --> 01:00:18,989 Some more 1413 01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:22,309 Even quicker... 1414 01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:25,956 Enough! Hold it, hold it... 1415 01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:27,833 Keep it up, keep it up... 1416 01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:29,879 Keep it up, keep it up... 1417 01:00:30,040 --> 01:00:30,995 You come and do it. I can't... you take over 1418 01:00:31,160 --> 01:00:34,038 What do you mean by I take over? I can't touch the electrical appliances 1419 01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:36,159 This is a bicycle 1420 01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:37,948 Not motorcycle 1421 01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:40,153 So what do you call a bicycle that generates electricity? 1422 01:00:42,280 --> 01:00:43,190 Get ready 1423 01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:54,870 Brother, you're back? 1424 01:00:55,320 --> 01:00:56,878 Why don't you go wash up and sleep? 1425 01:00:57,160 --> 01:00:58,434 How come the light is blinking? 1426 01:00:59,240 --> 01:01:00,593 It's fine as usual 1427 01:01:01,240 --> 01:01:02,116 As usual? 1428 01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:03,116 It's very bright 1429 01:01:03,440 --> 01:01:03,997 Yes 1430 01:01:04,160 --> 01:01:05,639 Go and have a shower first 1431 01:01:30,960 --> 01:01:33,155 What's that? You call this normal? 1432 01:01:33,520 --> 01:01:34,873 Brother, do you want something to eat? 1433 01:01:41,280 --> 01:01:42,315 That's it 1434 01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:44,232 What happened? Forgot to pay the electricity bill? 1435 01:01:44,640 --> 01:01:47,029 You've been turning it on and off. The light could be easily spoiled. 1436 01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:50,276 Tell me. Have you forgotten to pay the electricity bill? 1437 01:01:51,680 --> 01:01:52,635 It's not my fault 1438 01:01:52,800 --> 01:01:53,391 It's him who offended Roberto. 1439 01:01:53,600 --> 01:01:55,079 Roberto is revenging 1440 01:01:56,360 --> 01:01:57,270 You bastard 1441 01:01:57,440 --> 01:01:58,998 You made people cut our electricity because you're after a woman 1442 01:01:59,320 --> 01:02:00,070 Not only the electricity 1443 01:02:00,240 --> 01:02:02,071 The 200MB broadband, the LAN line... 1444 01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:03,593 and the pay TV were all cut 1445 01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:05,233 Bastard, are you day dreaming? 1446 01:02:05,400 --> 01:02:07,118 Look at yourself. Look at how you look 1447 01:02:07,280 --> 01:02:10,078 Will the girl like someone as poor and useless as you? 1448 01:02:10,240 --> 01:02:11,389 Half of Hong Kong belongs to him 1449 01:02:11,600 --> 01:02:12,953 and the remaining half belongs to his father 1450 01:02:13,240 --> 01:02:15,037 Roberto is the boss of the TV station now 1451 01:02:15,200 --> 01:02:16,189 That means he is my boss 1452 01:02:16,360 --> 01:02:18,590 You are after his girl. I'm sure I'm gonna be fired 1453 01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:21,273 After all, you are worrying about your job 1454 01:02:21,440 --> 01:02:22,316 Who is gonna support the family if I don't work? 1455 01:02:22,520 --> 01:02:23,270 You are selfish! 1456 01:02:23,920 --> 01:02:25,148 That day you were framed 1457 01:02:25,320 --> 01:02:27,197 It was me who resigned and covered up for you 1458 01:02:27,360 --> 01:02:27,917 I need you to cover up for me? 1459 01:02:28,080 --> 01:02:29,877 Papa, please 1460 01:02:30,040 --> 01:02:32,349 It's just a job. You've been reporting the weather for several decades 1461 01:02:32,560 --> 01:02:33,675 Even if you're not sick of it, I am. 1462 01:02:33,840 --> 01:02:35,239 And even if I'm not sick of it, the audience would 1463 01:02:35,400 --> 01:02:35,957 I'm sick of it too 1464 01:02:36,120 --> 01:02:37,519 Your least boring broadcast 1465 01:02:37,680 --> 01:02:39,079 was the one you fell to the sea 1466 01:02:39,240 --> 01:02:39,911 It was me who shot it! 1467 01:02:40,080 --> 01:02:41,798 I fell to the sea because you were the cameraman 1468 01:02:41,960 --> 01:02:44,110 What did you tell me... no more day dreaming? 1469 01:02:44,320 --> 01:02:47,198 What's wrong with daydreaming? Aren't you daydreaming yourself? 1470 01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:48,873 You've been wanting to become the main broadcaster for several decades, haven't you? 1471 01:02:49,040 --> 01:02:49,358 Can't I? 1472 01:02:49,560 --> 01:02:51,357 Yes, but do people want to see an old guy broadcasting? 1473 01:02:52,080 --> 01:02:53,672 You are telling the truth now, are you crazy? 1474 01:02:53,960 --> 01:02:54,836 Say sorry to papa 1475 01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:56,274 I did nothing wrong. Why do I need to say sorry? 1476 01:02:56,440 --> 01:02:57,953 Yes, you're right 1477 01:02:58,120 --> 01:02:59,189 So did I do anything wrong? 1478 01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:00,799 You should never have been born! 1479 01:03:02,280 --> 01:03:02,917 So... 1480 01:03:03,720 --> 01:03:05,278 Then forget I'm your son 1481 01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:07,112 Where are you going? 1482 01:03:11,840 --> 01:03:12,909 - Brother - What happened? 1483 01:03:13,080 --> 01:03:15,230 Come on... more romantic 1484 01:03:16,320 --> 01:03:17,435 Don't be mad. Take a rest 1485 01:03:20,040 --> 01:03:20,870 You're back? 1486 01:03:21,560 --> 01:03:22,436 It's so dark in here. No electricity? 1487 01:03:23,160 --> 01:03:24,115 Why did brother leave? 1488 01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:26,670 Don't worry, he is useless 1489 01:03:27,920 --> 01:03:30,912 Papa, don't always lose your temper 1490 01:03:31,080 --> 01:03:31,990 I lost my temper? 1491 01:03:32,200 --> 01:03:33,155 Is my temper worse than you? 1492 01:03:33,320 --> 01:03:35,993 You know you are difficult, so you found someone useless to be your husband 1493 01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:37,149 Arguing from day to night 1494 01:03:37,320 --> 01:03:40,153 I've never seen any lawyer as dominant as you 1495 01:03:40,360 --> 01:03:42,510 Think about it. The whole family has been following your way of living 1496 01:03:42,680 --> 01:03:44,272 We go wherever you like to play 1497 01:03:44,440 --> 01:03:46,158 Go eat wherever you like to eat 1498 01:03:46,440 --> 01:03:49,238 We like to have Chinese food in Chinese New Year 1499 01:03:49,400 --> 01:03:50,992 But you just like the Western style. And we accommodate you 1500 01:03:51,160 --> 01:03:53,674 It's hard to book a Chinese restaurant during Chinese New Year 1501 01:03:53,840 --> 01:03:55,273 Hard to book? This just depends on how sincere you are! 1502 01:03:55,440 --> 01:03:56,998 If you're sincere enough, 1503 01:03:57,160 --> 01:03:58,195 you could book it one year ahead. I don't think it would be full. 1504 01:03:58,560 --> 01:04:00,312 You are so selfish and you don't care about your family 1505 01:04:00,520 --> 01:04:02,590 You should beware. Lawyers always do a lot of bad things 1506 01:04:02,760 --> 01:04:04,432 Your husband will leave you eventually if you continue to blame him like this 1507 01:04:04,840 --> 01:04:05,829 You are right, papa 1508 01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:06,796 My husband left 1509 01:04:06,960 --> 01:04:08,678 So I should congratulate you. Find another one before it's too late 1510 01:04:08,840 --> 01:04:11,035 Papa, please don't think you are always right 1511 01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:13,919 and that we have to listen to whatever you say 1512 01:04:14,080 --> 01:04:15,035 If I listened to you 1513 01:04:15,200 --> 01:04:16,553 immigrated with you, and sold this house 1514 01:04:16,720 --> 01:04:18,358 then we would all be homeless now 1515 01:04:18,640 --> 01:04:19,789 Yes, it's good if you have filial piety 1516 01:04:19,960 --> 01:04:21,598 I wouldn't have to worry about you all day 1517 01:04:21,760 --> 01:04:22,237 Forget it 1518 01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:23,230 What do you mean by forget it? 1519 01:04:23,400 --> 01:04:24,913 You, how many years I've been telling you 1520 01:04:25,080 --> 01:04:26,195 You are a gender-bender 1521 01:04:26,360 --> 01:04:27,679 and the partner you have is also a gender-bender 1522 01:04:27,840 --> 01:04:29,558 If you really arrange a wedding banquet some day 1523 01:04:29,720 --> 01:04:30,994 I'm not sure if I shall invite people to come 1524 01:04:31,160 --> 01:04:32,036 I feel disgraced? 1525 01:04:32,280 --> 01:04:33,235 I am a gender-bender? 1526 01:04:33,400 --> 01:04:35,709 Even if I am a gender-bender, it was you who gave birth to me, papa 1527 01:04:35,920 --> 01:04:39,037 It is me who is getting married, of course I have to choose who I like 1528 01:04:39,760 --> 01:04:41,159 Actually why can't we live a simple life 1529 01:04:41,320 --> 01:04:42,435 Simple life? 1530 01:04:42,640 --> 01:04:44,073 It wasn't simple to raise three of you 1531 01:04:44,240 --> 01:04:47,073 Now that I am getting old, you guys are telling me to be simple 1532 01:04:47,240 --> 01:04:48,958 You are all ungrateful 1533 01:04:49,080 --> 01:04:51,196 Ok, you dislike me, just go 1534 01:04:51,400 --> 01:04:52,389 Have you finished, papa? 1535 01:04:53,160 --> 01:04:54,354 Let's go. Let's go and look for brother 1536 01:04:59,680 --> 01:05:00,715 I understand how you feel 1537 01:05:01,160 --> 01:05:01,990 I could feel the same 1538 01:05:02,960 --> 01:05:03,517 Come on 1539 01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:06,268 Have you ever recalled the time when you lost your job more than ten years ago 1540 01:05:06,440 --> 01:05:08,237 You came here and lived. It's over ten years already 1541 01:05:08,640 --> 01:05:11,029 You don't find a job and you do nothing. You are a burden 1542 01:05:11,200 --> 01:05:12,394 Don't you feel ashamed? 1543 01:05:12,600 --> 01:05:13,589 That's enough! 1544 01:05:13,760 --> 01:05:15,034 I just wanted to let you release your anger 1545 01:05:15,200 --> 01:05:16,394 But you are getting too serious. I won't stand you 1546 01:05:16,600 --> 01:05:17,715 - Stand... stand what? - OK! 1547 01:05:18,680 --> 01:05:19,635 I also have dignity 1548 01:05:19,800 --> 01:05:20,949 You don't have to say anything. I am leaving 1549 01:05:21,120 --> 01:05:21,757 OK! 1550 01:05:31,080 --> 01:05:33,548 I've let it go already. I am going to bed 1551 01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:36,070 You better go to bed soon as well 1552 01:05:49,960 --> 01:05:50,631 Siu Sin 1553 01:05:52,760 --> 01:05:53,636 Ching 1554 01:05:54,120 --> 01:05:55,758 So nice of you to visit me 1555 01:05:58,080 --> 01:05:58,956 Where is your boss? 1556 01:05:59,560 --> 01:06:00,310 Over there 1557 01:06:05,080 --> 01:06:06,229 What's up? You are moving? 1558 01:06:08,160 --> 01:06:09,149 I've quitted. I've resigned 1559 01:06:09,320 --> 01:06:09,991 What? 1560 01:06:10,360 --> 01:06:12,828 Are you crazy? You've been doing this for several decades and you're quitting? 1561 01:06:13,520 --> 01:06:15,238 I am going to travel around the world with my wife 1562 01:06:16,280 --> 01:06:17,998 Haven't you heard of the recent vision? 1563 01:06:18,320 --> 01:06:19,673 I believe in the end of the world 1564 01:06:19,840 --> 01:06:22,308 If the prediction is real, the world will be over 1565 01:06:22,680 --> 01:06:24,750 So what are you after? 1566 01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:26,149 You better think of what in the world... 1567 01:06:26,320 --> 01:06:28,356 is most important to you 1568 01:06:28,560 --> 01:06:29,754 I always said you're crazy 1569 01:06:29,920 --> 01:06:32,070 What if it isn't? What if it's not the end of the world? 1570 01:06:32,240 --> 01:06:33,559 You don't have a job. What are you going to eat? 1571 01:06:33,720 --> 01:06:35,836 It's no use to earn that much money 1572 01:06:36,240 --> 01:06:37,514 but you don't have time to stay with your family 1573 01:06:37,680 --> 01:06:40,592 Even if it's not the end of the world, I have nothing to lose 1574 01:06:40,760 --> 01:06:41,909 as I just spend more time with my family 1575 01:06:42,120 --> 01:06:44,031 It's right for you. But not for me 1576 01:06:44,240 --> 01:06:46,037 My kids are all too naughty 1577 01:06:46,160 --> 01:06:48,071 They're all gone. I don't have anyone left. 1578 01:06:48,280 --> 01:06:49,030 What happened? 1579 01:06:49,200 --> 01:06:51,191 What happened, Ching? 1580 01:06:51,400 --> 01:06:53,356 You still have me 1581 01:06:53,640 --> 01:06:56,154 Think about it. God had already given a lot to you 1582 01:06:56,320 --> 01:06:58,550 Your kids are all grown up and you don't need to take care of them anymore 1583 01:06:58,800 --> 01:07:01,234 The best part is that your wife has also passed away 1584 01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:02,913 This is nice 1585 01:07:03,080 --> 01:07:04,229 And the better thing is... 1586 01:07:04,400 --> 01:07:06,994 You have me as your close female friend 1587 01:07:07,160 --> 01:07:08,593 It's fine. It doesn't matter if I have you or not 1588 01:07:08,760 --> 01:07:10,716 You said your kids are all naughty 1589 01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:12,194 But aren't you the same? 1590 01:07:12,360 --> 01:07:14,555 Your father did not allow you to work in a TV station 1591 01:07:14,840 --> 01:07:16,831 But you've been working in a TV station for several decades 1592 01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:19,514 Otherwise you can't earn your living during the time 1593 01:07:19,920 --> 01:07:21,751 You are my idol 1594 01:07:28,560 --> 01:07:29,310 Getting ready to go live? 1595 01:07:29,880 --> 01:07:30,790 The great sensation is ready 1596 01:07:30,960 --> 01:07:31,676 What's so serious? 1597 01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:32,670 It's none of your business 1598 01:07:32,840 --> 01:07:35,229 You'll know when you watch the TV later 1599 01:07:43,880 --> 01:07:45,108 What happened to this news department? 1600 01:07:45,280 --> 01:07:46,030 Why can't we even ask a question 1601 01:07:46,200 --> 01:07:49,112 Something big is happening. The boss gave an order himself 1602 01:07:49,280 --> 01:07:50,872 He said there is a big news... 1603 01:07:51,160 --> 01:07:53,799 Something like a meteor is striking the earth. It's the end of the world 1604 01:07:54,200 --> 01:07:56,350 But this hasn't been proved yet 1605 01:07:56,600 --> 01:07:58,989 Therefore no one from our news department is willing to report 1606 01:07:59,440 --> 01:08:02,591 However, that silly girl is going to report it 1607 01:08:03,400 --> 01:08:05,356 Actually I also got the news 1608 01:08:05,560 --> 01:08:07,278 I was thinking if we shall report it 1609 01:08:07,440 --> 01:08:09,396 But boss had decided to have a go 1610 01:08:10,040 --> 01:08:12,315 He wants to report this special news 1611 01:08:12,520 --> 01:08:15,637 And decided to have the end of the world show to raise money 1612 01:08:15,880 --> 01:08:16,437 Fundraising? 1613 01:08:16,640 --> 01:08:17,277 Yes 1614 01:08:17,960 --> 01:08:18,790 He is insane 1615 01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:21,639 If it's the end of the world, why do we need to do fundraising? 1616 01:08:22,040 --> 01:08:23,439 No way. I have to ask 1617 01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:27,195 How come the door is locked? 1618 01:08:27,800 --> 01:08:29,631 Open the door! Anybody? 1619 01:08:29,800 --> 01:08:32,109 You two want to betray Mr. Nip 1620 01:08:32,280 --> 01:08:35,352 You're finished and you still want to cause further trouble 1621 01:08:35,560 --> 01:08:37,118 It's done 1622 01:08:38,240 --> 01:08:39,195 What happened? 1623 01:08:39,400 --> 01:08:40,435 Open the door! 1624 01:08:41,160 --> 01:08:42,388 Open the door! 1625 01:08:44,640 --> 01:08:45,436 Who are you calling? 1626 01:08:48,640 --> 01:08:51,359 Uncle Tsat, This is Kwok Ching 1627 01:08:51,560 --> 01:08:52,959 I want to ask you a question 1628 01:08:53,160 --> 01:08:55,037 I am now inside the VIP room 1629 01:08:55,240 --> 01:08:57,037 Does the ventilation pipe lead to outside? 1630 01:08:57,200 --> 01:08:59,156 What's the smell? Thinner? 1631 01:08:59,520 --> 01:09:01,078 My perfume 1632 01:09:01,840 --> 01:09:03,990 What brand is it? That smell 1633 01:09:04,600 --> 01:09:07,751 It's the Chinese Fairy Tale perfume. The smell will get better and better. 1634 01:09:10,080 --> 01:09:12,116 Can't imagine we've been fighting together for several decades 1635 01:09:12,800 --> 01:09:14,836 and we're... stuck here together today 1636 01:09:15,960 --> 01:09:18,997 Yes, it's the first time in several decades... 1637 01:09:19,520 --> 01:09:20,999 that we are on the same side 1638 01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:23,718 When serious things happen, 1639 01:09:24,360 --> 01:09:25,679 we actually think the same way 1640 01:09:32,880 --> 01:09:34,552 You have something pushing against me 1641 01:09:35,440 --> 01:09:36,953 You have something pushing against me too 1642 01:09:43,960 --> 01:09:47,157 I can just open the door for you guys to leave 1643 01:09:47,360 --> 01:09:48,759 You don't have to crawl the ventilation pipe 1644 01:09:49,720 --> 01:09:51,153 You are so masculine 1645 01:09:52,560 --> 01:09:53,310 It's fine as long as you're ok 1646 01:09:53,520 --> 01:09:56,193 Don't worry about me. Just do what you have to do. 1647 01:10:03,280 --> 01:10:03,996 Shum Kai-yee 1648 01:10:16,760 --> 01:10:18,239 Don't look at me like this 1649 01:10:18,400 --> 01:10:19,799 I feel so shy 1650 01:10:19,960 --> 01:10:21,154 You are great 1651 01:10:22,760 --> 01:10:24,273 Sham Kai-yee, you don't have to take it serious 1652 01:10:24,920 --> 01:10:26,273 You can just pretend 1653 01:10:26,400 --> 01:10:28,994 Take a rest. Maybe the teacher is not watching. 1654 01:10:29,680 --> 01:10:30,908 That's good 1655 01:10:31,760 --> 01:10:34,274 I feel so disgraced 1656 01:10:35,080 --> 01:10:37,389 I've known you since secondary school 1657 01:10:37,760 --> 01:10:40,274 It was the only time that I felt you were better than me 1658 01:10:42,080 --> 01:10:43,399 Actually you are really nice 1659 01:10:43,800 --> 01:10:45,756 You are also nice when you cry 1660 01:10:47,280 --> 01:10:48,679 So nice 1661 01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:51,831 I have more respect to you 1662 01:10:56,320 --> 01:10:56,911 Sham Kai-yee 1663 01:10:57,280 --> 01:10:58,793 Do you want to know the answer? 1664 01:10:59,880 --> 01:11:01,108 I can tell you now 1665 01:11:01,320 --> 01:11:02,389 Don't tell me yet 1666 01:11:03,120 --> 01:11:04,439 Let me continue to like you We have to be together every day 1667 01:11:12,560 --> 01:11:13,629 You stupid! 1668 01:11:13,800 --> 01:11:14,630 Sham Kai-yee 1669 01:11:24,520 --> 01:11:27,956 "You are mine" 1670 01:11:33,560 --> 01:11:34,754 Have you finished kissing? 1671 01:11:34,920 --> 01:11:36,319 I thought you are in a rush 1672 01:11:42,280 --> 01:11:43,918 Coming up is a special news 1673 01:11:44,160 --> 01:11:47,152 News just in from NASA 1674 01:11:47,320 --> 01:11:50,995 It has been proven that the series of vision happening before all relates to the end of the world 1675 01:11:51,320 --> 01:11:53,959 The reason is that a meteor with the same size as the earth 1676 01:11:54,120 --> 01:11:55,599 is approaching the earth directly 1677 01:11:55,880 --> 01:11:57,950 The gravity had affected the magnetic field and thus induced vision 1678 01:11:58,240 --> 01:11:59,992 According to its current speed and path 1679 01:12:00,320 --> 01:12:03,357 The meteor will strike Hong Kong at midnight on the twenty-first 1680 01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:06,116 There will be a chain reaction 1681 01:12:06,760 --> 01:12:08,557 that leads to the end of the world 1682 01:12:12,080 --> 01:12:13,149 - Shit, it's none of my business - Eat up 1683 01:12:13,360 --> 01:12:14,509 Excuse me, excuse me 1684 01:12:15,640 --> 01:12:16,277 The end of the world? 1685 01:12:19,960 --> 01:12:22,190 Is it that serious? Are you kidding? 1686 01:12:42,160 --> 01:12:44,879 Since the news of the end of the world was released half an hour ago 1687 01:12:45,040 --> 01:12:47,110 Citizens are panic buying all sorts of stuff 1688 01:12:47,280 --> 01:12:48,872 They are buying bottled water, salt... 1689 01:12:49,040 --> 01:12:50,598 and especially food that can be kept for a long time 1690 01:12:50,760 --> 01:12:54,116 There are also a lot of citizens who rush to buy Ginseng, dried seafood and dried abalone 1691 01:12:57,120 --> 01:12:58,394 Actually, whatever the citizens can think of 1692 01:12:58,560 --> 01:12:59,834 they buy 1693 01:13:05,600 --> 01:13:06,953 "International Chinese End of the World Show" 1694 01:13:15,120 --> 01:13:16,235 Thank you. 1695 01:13:18,840 --> 01:13:22,674 If you are nice and listen to me, I will bring you to the ark to take refuge 1696 01:13:22,840 --> 01:13:23,909 Great. Thanks, boss 1697 01:13:24,080 --> 01:13:25,354 As we are so happy, let's go out and have some fun together 1698 01:13:25,560 --> 01:13:26,356 Good, good... 1699 01:13:26,560 --> 01:13:27,595 I'm so happy 1700 01:13:28,320 --> 01:13:29,912 Let him go, let him go 1701 01:13:35,240 --> 01:13:35,831 Mr. Nip 1702 01:13:36,760 --> 01:13:37,749 I've told you 1703 01:13:38,080 --> 01:13:40,878 that I would not use any of your products 1704 01:13:41,040 --> 01:13:42,439 I have been able to do this 1705 01:13:42,840 --> 01:13:44,910 However, something has changed tonight 1706 01:13:48,280 --> 01:13:49,599 Is this bottle under your company? 1707 01:14:10,600 --> 01:14:11,396 I admit that I've lost 1708 01:14:12,840 --> 01:14:14,432 No matter how much integrity I have 1709 01:14:15,120 --> 01:14:17,031 how smart and how handsome I am 1710 01:14:18,800 --> 01:14:21,758 When it comes to the end of the world, it is useless as I don't have money 1711 01:14:22,520 --> 01:14:23,509 You are so great 1712 01:14:24,160 --> 01:14:25,229 Would you... 1713 01:14:25,880 --> 01:14:28,314 bring Vivian to the ark? 1714 01:14:31,560 --> 01:14:32,549 I admit that I've lost 1715 01:14:36,800 --> 01:14:38,153 Please bring her with you 1716 01:14:38,600 --> 01:14:39,589 Calm down 1717 01:14:39,920 --> 01:14:41,672 Are you insane because you poured water on yourself? 1718 01:14:41,960 --> 01:14:43,632 You are definitely a loser 1719 01:14:43,800 --> 01:14:45,313 I don't need you to tell me what to do 1720 01:14:47,960 --> 01:14:49,313 Whether I bring her to the hotel 1721 01:14:49,520 --> 01:14:50,635 to the yacht 1722 01:14:50,800 --> 01:14:51,676 or even to the ark 1723 01:14:51,840 --> 01:14:53,796 That's none of your business 1724 01:14:53,960 --> 01:14:55,996 You better think of your own problem first 1725 01:14:56,360 --> 01:14:59,511 You should decide whether you want to wait for the meteor at home or on the street 1726 01:14:59,880 --> 01:15:01,154 Think it clearly 1727 01:15:02,040 --> 01:15:03,678 I want you to treat Vivian better 1728 01:15:08,880 --> 01:15:10,029 Wish you both happiness 1729 01:15:14,960 --> 01:15:16,712 So I wish you get struck on the head 1730 01:15:16,960 --> 01:15:18,393 Let the meteor hit you 1731 01:15:18,600 --> 01:15:19,669 and strike on your head 1732 01:15:19,840 --> 01:15:21,831 So you could die quickly. Okay? 1733 01:15:27,200 --> 01:15:27,916 No one around 1734 01:15:28,440 --> 01:15:31,034 Whatever, let's just see what evidence we can find. 1735 01:15:31,400 --> 01:15:32,355 Go inside 1736 01:15:40,880 --> 01:15:43,348 Did you find anything there? Don't think there's anything here. 1737 01:15:43,560 --> 01:15:44,197 What are you doing here? 1738 01:15:44,360 --> 01:15:47,113 Hurry up! Hurry up! 1739 01:15:47,280 --> 01:15:47,996 And you! 1740 01:15:48,800 --> 01:15:50,028 Be quick! We're done if someone finds us 1741 01:15:50,200 --> 01:15:51,269 Come here. Look at this clip 1742 01:15:51,440 --> 01:15:53,431 Come on! Come on! Please come on! 1743 01:15:54,440 --> 01:15:56,078 Give me some passion of it. 1744 01:15:56,960 --> 01:15:58,916 Passion! You know what is passion? Passion! 1745 01:15:59,080 --> 01:16:01,230 Passion! Yes! That's it! That's right! 1746 01:16:01,400 --> 01:16:02,753 Bitch! Stop shaking your ass! 1747 01:16:02,920 --> 01:16:03,397 OK! 1748 01:16:04,600 --> 01:16:06,192 The one behind! Hurry up! 1749 01:16:06,360 --> 01:16:08,032 I knew he found someone to feign it. 1750 01:16:08,200 --> 01:16:09,235 Look, is it so? 1751 01:16:09,520 --> 01:16:10,714 Why do you roll the machine that soon? 1752 01:16:11,080 --> 01:16:12,638 We can't let people know 1753 01:16:13,240 --> 01:16:14,559 Just shoot it when it's ready! You... 1754 01:16:14,720 --> 01:16:15,436 Hurry up... 1755 01:16:16,320 --> 01:16:18,675 Record it down. It's the evidence to expose him. 1756 01:16:20,200 --> 01:16:21,076 Mr. Nip? 1757 01:16:21,680 --> 01:16:22,635 Are you there, Mr. Nip? 1758 01:16:25,600 --> 01:16:26,316 Is Mr. Nip here? 1759 01:16:37,440 --> 01:16:40,000 Hurry up! Hurry up! 1760 01:16:40,560 --> 01:16:42,278 Bitch! Stop shaking your ass! 1761 01:16:43,960 --> 01:16:44,790 I'm sorry, Mr. Nip. 1762 01:16:47,200 --> 01:16:48,792 We are going, we are going... 1763 01:16:48,960 --> 01:16:51,269 I've got bruises on my thighs already, get off me quickly 1764 01:16:51,440 --> 01:16:52,156 Gone? 1765 01:17:06,960 --> 01:17:07,995 No one is in this live studio 1766 01:17:08,160 --> 01:17:10,276 I can broadcast that clip from here 1767 01:17:11,360 --> 01:17:13,316 You go inside and I'll guard here 1768 01:17:23,920 --> 01:17:24,909 Before the end of the world 1769 01:17:26,440 --> 01:17:28,431 I hope everyone can spare their personal belongings 1770 01:17:28,960 --> 01:17:31,997 Donate everything and help those in need 1771 01:17:35,520 --> 01:17:36,509 Miss Shum 1772 01:17:38,080 --> 01:17:40,389 Miss Shum, you are here that soon? 1773 01:17:40,600 --> 01:17:42,033 It's fine. I am here for Mr. Nip 1774 01:17:42,200 --> 01:17:44,350 I noticed a man in the CCTV 1775 01:17:44,560 --> 01:17:46,551 He snuck into this room. 1776 01:17:46,720 --> 01:17:47,948 We are going in to check 1777 01:17:48,440 --> 01:17:49,270 Miss Shum, please excuse us 1778 01:17:49,680 --> 01:17:50,556 You guys don't touch me! 1779 01:17:50,720 --> 01:17:53,359 You two perverts, haven't you peeped enough? 1780 01:17:53,560 --> 01:17:54,709 I'm sorry... 1781 01:17:55,560 --> 01:17:56,709 Help! 1782 01:17:57,360 --> 01:17:59,157 - It hurts... - My eyes 1783 01:17:59,680 --> 01:18:00,999 Rape! 1784 01:18:04,200 --> 01:18:05,235 Why is it so noisy? 1785 01:18:08,160 --> 01:18:09,149 Kwok Ching! 1786 01:18:09,560 --> 01:18:11,073 How come you are so stupid? 1787 01:18:11,800 --> 01:18:13,392 Ok, don't mess it up 1788 01:18:14,360 --> 01:18:15,839 You are a smart person 1789 01:18:16,080 --> 01:18:19,152 I don't think you're stupid enough to reveal this incident, right? 1790 01:18:19,960 --> 01:18:22,872 Boss, you've already earned from 1791 01:18:23,120 --> 01:18:25,350 the basic necessities from Hong Kong people. What are you still after? 1792 01:18:25,560 --> 01:18:27,551 Do Hong Kong people need sympathy? 1793 01:18:28,120 --> 01:18:30,236 They are stupid, selfish and naive 1794 01:18:30,840 --> 01:18:33,912 They just focus on investing properties, stocks and phones 1795 01:18:34,080 --> 01:18:37,231 They rushed to buy deworm pills... when there was the Millennium bug 1796 01:18:37,600 --> 01:18:39,318 They rushed to buy Radix Isatidis during SARS 1797 01:18:39,520 --> 01:18:41,636 They rushed to buy salt and dried seafood when there was radiation 1798 01:18:41,800 --> 01:18:42,835 Those stupid people 1799 01:18:43,000 --> 01:18:43,796 Who else shall I cheat instead of them? 1800 01:18:43,960 --> 01:18:47,032 God will be mad, don't you understand? 1801 01:18:47,200 --> 01:18:49,794 We can do the End of the World thing this year 1802 01:18:49,960 --> 01:18:50,949 If we work together 1803 01:18:51,120 --> 01:18:53,953 We can invest on the space ark together 1804 01:18:54,120 --> 01:18:55,758 So they will fight for it again 1805 01:18:55,920 --> 01:18:58,718 If I earn some, I can give you 1 billion or so 1806 01:18:58,880 --> 01:18:59,630 So you don't need to worry about the retirement life 1807 01:18:59,800 --> 01:19:00,676 Isn't it little better? 1808 01:19:00,840 --> 01:19:03,718 Mr. Nip, you said Hong Kong people are low-level creatures 1809 01:19:04,080 --> 01:19:05,229 But you still earn money from them 1810 01:19:05,400 --> 01:19:07,391 You use their money to buy planes, cruises... 1811 01:19:07,600 --> 01:19:08,794 Luxury properties as well as food and wine 1812 01:19:08,960 --> 01:19:10,552 You are even lower. You are lower leveled than them! 1813 01:19:10,720 --> 01:19:12,233 How come you so stupid! 1814 01:19:12,600 --> 01:19:13,430 Take him out! 1815 01:19:14,840 --> 01:19:15,750 Stubborn! 1816 01:19:24,120 --> 01:19:24,711 Yes! 1817 01:19:26,600 --> 01:19:27,271 Yes! 1818 01:19:28,960 --> 01:19:30,951 Yes! 1819 01:19:32,320 --> 01:19:33,275 What happened? 1820 01:19:40,160 --> 01:19:42,515 I think everyone would like to hear my explanation... 1821 01:19:42,680 --> 01:19:44,033 Beat him! 1822 01:20:12,160 --> 01:20:13,149 Camera Standby 1823 01:20:28,120 --> 01:20:30,315 Uncle dad, don't worry 1824 01:20:30,520 --> 01:20:31,111 Is it working? 1825 01:20:31,280 --> 01:20:32,872 She is willing to pick up your phone 1826 01:20:33,160 --> 01:20:34,070 and my boyfriend is here, too 1827 01:20:34,240 --> 01:20:36,151 We must be able to find a way to make her trust me 1828 01:21:04,920 --> 01:21:07,036 I can do something for the Kwok's family finally 1829 01:21:08,120 --> 01:21:09,917 And prove that I am not a burden 1830 01:21:16,400 --> 01:21:17,071 Hi everyone 1831 01:21:18,120 --> 01:21:21,635 This is Kwok Ching reporting the news for you today 1832 01:21:22,040 --> 01:21:25,316 Previously, the scenes about the end of the world vision reported by our station 1833 01:21:26,280 --> 01:21:29,113 has been confirmed as a made-up story 1834 01:21:29,680 --> 01:21:31,079 As to the world coming to an end 1835 01:21:31,840 --> 01:21:33,319 is not yet confirmed by any scientific organization 1836 01:21:34,080 --> 01:21:36,913 As of now, it is just a rumour 1837 01:21:37,120 --> 01:21:39,554 We would like to apologize sincerely 1838 01:21:40,040 --> 01:21:42,713 to all the Hong Kong audiences regarding the previous report 1839 01:21:45,280 --> 01:21:47,157 Will the world end? 1840 01:21:48,080 --> 01:21:49,035 I also don't know 1841 01:21:50,760 --> 01:21:51,590 However I would say... 1842 01:21:52,760 --> 01:21:55,274 Even if the rumour of the end of the world is not true 1843 01:21:56,000 --> 01:21:56,637 So what? 1844 01:21:57,800 --> 01:22:01,270 The most important thing is we have a chance to think 1845 01:22:03,640 --> 01:22:06,791 If you know that you only have few hours left in your life 1846 01:22:07,080 --> 01:22:08,559 What do you want to do most? 1847 01:22:09,280 --> 01:22:11,669 People nowadays may not stay with their family 1848 01:22:12,320 --> 01:22:14,436 even during Chinese New Year 1849 01:22:15,120 --> 01:22:16,235 If it is the end of the world 1850 01:22:17,760 --> 01:22:20,320 Don't wander around anymore 1851 01:22:20,640 --> 01:22:24,713 The most important thing is you have a chance to go home and stay with your family 1852 01:22:25,320 --> 01:22:27,788 Go home now, stay with the people you care most 1853 01:22:28,280 --> 01:22:29,554 Stay with the one you love 1854 01:22:30,600 --> 01:22:31,999 If the end of the world is for real 1855 01:22:33,440 --> 01:22:34,668 We should learn to cherish 1856 01:22:35,640 --> 01:22:37,835 No pity, no regret 1857 01:22:39,120 --> 01:22:40,075 If it's not for real 1858 01:22:40,920 --> 01:22:43,229 We could at least earn the time... 1859 01:22:43,880 --> 01:22:45,598 with our family and our loved ones 1860 01:22:48,160 --> 01:22:49,229 As for myself... 1861 01:22:52,600 --> 01:22:54,318 I drove my family away 1862 01:22:56,160 --> 01:22:56,831 Now... 1863 01:22:58,360 --> 01:23:00,396 I would like to say something to them 1864 01:23:01,120 --> 01:23:01,757 Mei-mei 1865 01:23:03,320 --> 01:23:04,833 Yao-ming is a good husband 1866 01:23:06,320 --> 01:23:07,355 Cherish him 1867 01:23:11,680 --> 01:23:13,033 I am not a good father 1868 01:23:14,640 --> 01:23:15,834 I am not always right 1869 01:23:17,640 --> 01:23:21,076 Luckily, I have you to support the family 1870 01:23:22,680 --> 01:23:23,510 Thank you 1871 01:23:24,960 --> 01:23:25,710 Jing-jing 1872 01:23:27,280 --> 01:23:30,511 Marriage is for your own happiness, it's your choice 1873 01:23:32,520 --> 01:23:35,159 I wish you and Lok Yi-Ah happily ever after 1874 01:23:38,280 --> 01:23:41,989 I didn't like him before as he was poor. It's because I don't want you to live like your mother... 1875 01:23:44,360 --> 01:23:45,634 who endured the poor life with me 1876 01:23:47,360 --> 01:23:50,557 When I saw the smile on your face while you talked about him 1877 01:23:52,080 --> 01:23:53,593 I know your choice is right 1878 01:23:54,400 --> 01:23:57,437 Because your mom also smile like you before 1879 01:23:58,760 --> 01:24:01,433 Aaron, focus on the girl you're after 1880 01:24:02,400 --> 01:24:05,119 Money isn't everything. Your father supports you. 1881 01:24:06,840 --> 01:24:09,070 People need to have dream. 1882 01:24:10,360 --> 01:24:13,750 As long as you have this passion, your dream will come true 1883 01:24:14,560 --> 01:24:17,677 Brother, although you do nothing all day 1884 01:24:18,680 --> 01:24:21,752 You are not useless, you are very kind 1885 01:24:24,160 --> 01:24:27,277 You know that I am lonely since my children are all grown up 1886 01:24:28,520 --> 01:24:30,238 therefore you moved back to stay with me 1887 01:24:31,600 --> 01:24:34,592 I know it. But I didn't want to admit it 1888 01:24:36,280 --> 01:24:39,158 We are brothers, you must understand 1889 01:24:44,120 --> 01:24:44,916 Father 1890 01:24:46,840 --> 01:24:49,957 I know you don't want me to work in a TV station 1891 01:24:50,600 --> 01:24:53,956 But I hope you could see me today 1892 01:24:54,640 --> 01:24:57,757 After reporting the weather for several decades 1893 01:24:57,920 --> 01:24:59,876 I finally got the chance to sit in here today 1894 01:25:00,800 --> 01:25:02,358 and have a chance to tell audiences about my thinking 1895 01:25:02,680 --> 01:25:04,272 I did not fail this position 1896 01:25:06,720 --> 01:25:07,835 I can live my life like this 1897 01:25:08,600 --> 01:25:11,239 I think I am the happiest man in the world 1898 01:25:11,600 --> 01:25:13,670 Thank you. Thank you everyone 1899 01:25:36,360 --> 01:25:37,190 Godmother? 1900 01:25:37,880 --> 01:25:38,869 Godmother! 1901 01:25:39,080 --> 01:25:41,036 Godmother, I'm Siu Hung 1902 01:25:41,200 --> 01:25:42,599 I am Siu Hung! 1903 01:26:24,160 --> 01:26:25,036 Who were you calling? 1904 01:26:28,520 --> 01:26:29,509 Who were you calling? 1905 01:26:31,000 --> 01:26:31,955 It's none of your business 1906 01:27:26,000 --> 01:27:27,069 Kwok 1907 01:27:41,400 --> 01:27:43,834 Kwok, your speech was so nice 1908 01:27:44,000 --> 01:27:46,309 My grandson had never visited me 1909 01:27:46,440 --> 01:27:48,590 He came to visit me right after listening to what you said 1910 01:27:48,800 --> 01:27:49,789 Thank you 1911 01:27:50,720 --> 01:27:51,357 Kwok 1912 01:27:52,320 --> 01:27:55,232 You've said many things in the past, but nothing meaningful 1913 01:27:55,400 --> 01:27:56,958 The things you said today is really something 1914 01:27:57,520 --> 01:27:58,316 We are so touched 1915 01:27:58,440 --> 01:27:58,997 Thank you 1916 01:28:01,640 --> 01:28:02,436 Papa! 1917 01:28:06,840 --> 01:28:07,556 Brother 1918 01:28:10,520 --> 01:28:11,191 I am sorry to you 1919 01:28:11,360 --> 01:28:12,031 Papa 1920 01:28:12,840 --> 01:28:14,273 Actually we did something wrong, too 1921 01:28:14,840 --> 01:28:17,877 We don't show respect and often quarrel with you 1922 01:28:18,200 --> 01:28:19,519 Master, I've decided 1923 01:28:19,680 --> 01:28:20,954 to teach her properly from now on 1924 01:28:21,160 --> 01:28:22,149 If she doesn't listen to me... 1925 01:28:24,280 --> 01:28:25,315 I can do nothing 1926 01:28:28,680 --> 01:28:31,513 Papa, although you don't think I am a perfect daughter 1927 01:28:32,360 --> 01:28:33,759 But when the two of us are together, 1928 01:28:34,120 --> 01:28:35,235 we will definitely not let you down 1929 01:28:35,680 --> 01:28:36,271 OK. 1930 01:28:36,680 --> 01:28:37,510 Papa 1931 01:28:38,240 --> 01:28:40,800 Would you teach me how to use the nail clipper to carve? 1932 01:28:41,200 --> 01:28:42,394 So I could... 1933 01:28:42,920 --> 01:28:44,239 carve a phoenix for you in future 1934 01:28:44,720 --> 01:28:45,232 OK. 1935 01:28:45,960 --> 01:28:46,517 Papa 1936 01:28:47,160 --> 01:28:49,833 After I hear the touching speech today 1937 01:28:50,240 --> 01:28:51,992 I am sure I am your son 1938 01:28:53,160 --> 01:28:53,831 Brother 1939 01:28:54,640 --> 01:28:56,039 Thanks for taking care of me for fifteen years 1940 01:28:56,520 --> 01:28:59,592 From now on, I will let you continue to take care of me 1941 01:29:00,160 --> 01:29:00,672 Thank you 1942 01:29:00,840 --> 01:29:01,636 You are welcome 1943 01:29:10,920 --> 01:29:12,194 I thought you've left 1944 01:29:15,400 --> 01:29:17,118 The Space Ark has everything 1945 01:29:17,600 --> 01:29:18,510 But... 1946 01:29:19,520 --> 01:29:20,714 no one is able to make me smile 1947 01:29:23,760 --> 01:29:25,398 It works! 1948 01:29:28,880 --> 01:29:31,713 It really doesn't take money to get a girl 1949 01:29:32,360 --> 01:29:33,952 I really have to thank Uncle San 1950 01:29:34,120 --> 01:29:34,916 - Wake up - Thank you 1951 01:29:35,080 --> 01:29:36,911 Thanks papa 1952 01:29:37,080 --> 01:29:38,718 The doctor is here 1953 01:29:39,040 --> 01:29:39,995 Mei-mei, I found you finally. 1954 01:29:40,160 --> 01:29:41,036 What happened, Doctor Fong 1955 01:29:41,200 --> 01:29:45,591 I have to congratulate you. You're pregnant. 1956 01:29:46,920 --> 01:29:47,750 Really?! 1957 01:29:50,000 --> 01:29:50,910 Papa, look... 1958 01:29:52,680 --> 01:29:53,590 Yeah! 1959 01:29:55,760 --> 01:29:58,911 As it stands now, it is time for you to announce 1960 01:29:59,080 --> 01:30:00,115 When will you get married? 1961 01:30:00,720 --> 01:30:02,039 It's confirmed 1962 01:30:02,240 --> 01:30:03,593 Come on! 1963 01:30:05,120 --> 01:30:06,872 Hurry up 1964 01:30:09,000 --> 01:30:10,911 Hurry up. Why so powerless? 1965 01:30:11,080 --> 01:30:12,069 You guys 1966 01:30:13,680 --> 01:30:15,591 Kee Wah bakery, it's good stuff 1967 01:30:15,760 --> 01:30:17,557 Of course, it's sponsored by brother-in-law 1968 01:30:18,080 --> 01:30:18,432 Brother 1969 01:30:18,600 --> 01:30:21,068 Everyone has found a partner except you 1970 01:30:21,240 --> 01:30:21,752 How about you? 1971 01:30:21,920 --> 01:30:23,194 I want you to introduce one for me 1972 01:30:23,360 --> 01:30:24,918 Silly boy! 1973 01:30:26,080 --> 01:30:27,718 I was looking for you everywhere 1974 01:30:28,280 --> 01:30:29,918 Something must've been wrong with my head after falling down from the ventilation pipe 1975 01:30:30,080 --> 01:30:31,149 Just a minute 1976 01:30:32,520 --> 01:30:33,794 We are brothers for a life time 1977 01:30:34,160 --> 01:30:35,673 It's finally time for you to do something for me 1978 01:30:36,280 --> 01:30:37,793 Let me introduce to you. This is my brother 1979 01:30:37,960 --> 01:30:38,631 This is Shum Kai-yee 1980 01:30:38,800 --> 01:30:40,074 The new news director of our TV station 1981 01:30:40,240 --> 01:30:41,309 Understood, brother 1982 01:30:43,600 --> 01:30:44,510 Congratulations, sister-in-law! 1983 01:30:46,240 --> 01:30:47,116 Yeah! 1984 01:30:48,120 --> 01:30:48,677 Mom... 1985 01:30:48,840 --> 01:30:50,558 - What a matching couple - Mom! 1986 01:30:50,720 --> 01:30:53,871 Kiss him! Kiss him! Kiss him! Kiss her... 1987 01:31:07,000 --> 01:31:09,753 "Early morning, December 22, 2012" 1988 01:31:10,680 --> 01:31:13,638 "According to Mayan prophecy, doomsday will come" 1989 01:31:14,560 --> 01:31:17,916 "The world will not see sunrise again" 1990 01:33:24,720 --> 01:33:25,311 Everyone 1991 01:33:25,560 --> 01:33:28,791 We had just passed the best day of the year 2012 1992 01:33:28,960 --> 01:33:31,110 The highest temperature is not that high 1993 01:33:31,280 --> 01:33:32,679 The lowest temperature is not that low 1994 01:33:32,960 --> 01:33:34,996 General speaking, it is quite average 1995 01:33:35,200 --> 01:33:38,033 It's wonderful 1996 01:33:38,680 --> 01:33:39,317 A wonderful day. 1997 01:33:39,720 --> 01:33:40,311 So... 1998 01:33:42,080 --> 01:33:44,833 I'm a bit rusty since I haven't reported the weather for a long time 1999 01:33:45,000 --> 01:33:46,672 Let's talk about local news 2000 01:33:46,880 --> 01:33:48,279 The latest research 2001 01:33:48,440 --> 01:33:51,432 reported that the Hong Kong Treasury continue to be the highest among the world 2002 01:33:51,680 --> 01:33:54,240 Therefore the government decided to buy out the three harbour tunnels 2003 01:33:54,440 --> 01:33:57,000 The Eastern Harbour Tunnel and the Cross Harbour Tunnel are free of charge from now on 2004 01:33:57,160 --> 01:33:59,276 You could even have a five dollar rebate on petrol if you cross via Western Harbour Tunnel 2005 01:33:59,520 --> 01:34:01,397 From today, all the petrol stations 2006 01:34:01,600 --> 01:34:02,828 will be free of charge for three days 2007 01:34:03,080 --> 01:34:05,036 Therefore if you want to fill up your car 2008 01:34:05,200 --> 01:34:06,110 You better be quick 2009 01:34:06,440 --> 01:34:08,158 Another news 2010 01:34:08,400 --> 01:34:09,628 The Macau government... 2011 01:34:09,800 --> 01:34:12,633 has decided to continue giving out seven thousand dollars to Macau citizens 2012 01:34:12,880 --> 01:34:14,598 However the difference between this year and last year 2013 01:34:14,760 --> 01:34:16,352 is that they will provide it to the Hong Kong citizens 2014 01:34:16,680 --> 01:34:18,398 We also got a news just now 2015 01:34:18,600 --> 01:34:20,955 that Andy Lau is going to participate in the Chief Executive election this year 2016 01:34:21,160 --> 01:34:23,549 Therefore, Hong Kong is really a fairyland 2017 01:34:24,080 --> 01:34:25,513 We can overcome any difficulties 2018 01:34:25,720 --> 01:34:27,756 The happy index will exceed Bhutan soon 2019 01:34:28,320 --> 01:34:29,753 We also have another good news 2020 01:34:30,000 --> 01:34:32,958 The government had already prepared a lot of funding for the citizens to apply 2021 01:34:33,240 --> 01:34:35,356 The elderly not only have old age allowance 2022 01:34:35,560 --> 01:34:36,390 They can also have vegetable allowance 2023 01:34:36,640 --> 01:34:37,311 Seafood allowance 2024 01:34:37,520 --> 01:34:38,032 Wok allowance 2025 01:34:38,200 --> 01:34:38,757 Hygiene allowance 2026 01:34:38,920 --> 01:34:40,592 If it's too cold, they could even apply the cold allowance 2027 01:34:40,800 --> 01:34:42,836 For athletes, we have Forrest Gump 2028 01:34:43,040 --> 01:34:44,359 For people in wheelchairs, we have Hawking 2029 01:34:44,560 --> 01:34:47,358 As for art industry, we have K Fund for karaoke 2030 01:34:47,560 --> 01:34:48,709 Movie producer has movie funding 2031 01:34:48,960 --> 01:34:51,554 If you have pets, you have pet funding 2032 01:34:51,880 --> 01:34:52,995 Homosexual has foundation 2033 01:34:53,160 --> 01:34:54,229 Those who have kids can have kid funding 2034 01:34:54,440 --> 01:34:56,908 People who are sentenced to jail for the first time could have their first barrel fund 2035 01:34:57,200 --> 01:34:59,794 If the court is too small for ball games and wanted to maintain and expand 2036 01:34:59,960 --> 01:35:00,756 You have court fund 2037 01:35:00,920 --> 01:35:02,797 Those want to do the plastic surgery can have... Beauty Fund 2038 01:35:03,040 --> 01:35:05,554 Others who want to apply can have as much gold as they want 2039 01:35:05,760 --> 01:35:08,354 If someone is too slow to apply 2040 01:35:08,560 --> 01:35:10,039 we have the lehman fund 2041 01:35:11,120 --> 01:35:13,031 Superman and Batman could also apply 2042 01:35:13,200 --> 01:35:14,349 The super alloy fund 2043 01:35:15,160 --> 01:35:17,515 After the news report 2044 01:35:17,760 --> 01:35:20,752 We would like to invite you for a new comedy 2045 01:35:20,920 --> 01:35:22,433 starring Chow Yun fat, Tony Leung 2046 01:35:22,640 --> 01:35:23,868 Andy Lau, Jiang Wen... 2047 01:35:24,040 --> 01:35:26,395 Takuya Kimura, Nicole Kidman 2048 01:35:26,600 --> 01:35:28,909 and Brad Pitt take the leading role. It is called Big Time, Big Generation 2049 01:35:29,080 --> 01:35:30,433 This is the end of the news today. Thank you 2050 01:35:30,640 --> 01:35:32,073 Goodbye everyone